Where TF is my wallet?

[Northern_Piper]

Your wallet is probably nestled next to @Beckdawrek 's tv remote and @Leaffan 's glasses:

Okay, which one of you jokers snuck in my house and stole my TV remote?

It’s well and truly gone. I have long since quit using the original remote from DirecTV. It rarely worked properly. I went to Wally-world and found a nice medium priced universal remote. Got it working somehow. Now its awol. I have looked everywhere. Even the fridge. Shook out blankets, dog beds, dirty clothing, clean clothing. The linen closet has been searched. I looked in the garage and the car. The deck, the pantry. The cats are looking askance at me. I’ve looked in all their sleeping spo…

Where did I put my glasses?

I want to go to the store. I’ve looked in all the usual places: by the bed, next to the TV, next to the computer, on the sink, on the bookshelf. I could wear my old pair but they’re not in very good shape and the old prescription makes everything look weird.