Where the fuck is the sun?

I haven’t seen the sun is a fucking week. Literally seven consecutive fucking days and not so much as a hint of sun and apparently it’ll be cloudy all fucking day today too, so fuck you, God or whoever’s at fault for this stupid cockblasting fuckstacking weather.

This is some kind of stupid bullshit. I don’t live in fucking England. I’m tired of clouds. I want the sun back, for Christ’s sake. If I wanted to live in a goddamned cave I’d move into a goddamned cave.

Fuck this.

Old man yells at sky! :wink:

For his next act he will piss into the wind.

Here you go!

Try living south of the Arctic Circle, my Canuckian friend! :wink:

Then he’ll pull the mask off the Lone Ranger and finally mess around with Jim.

Cloudy in Canada in winter? Inconceivable!

maybe some music would brighten your day?

I live in England. What’s the sun?

#thanksTrump

I have learned from this board that God does not exist. It was made up and believed by retarded idiots who should be murdered. So it can’t be Gods fault. It must be peoples fault.

Man I hate this freezing cold here in SoCal too. It’s scheduled to be sunny all week, too cold for the clouds, with temps between 60 and 71. At those temps it’s almost too cold to wear flip-flops, but I pretty much soldier through it and wear them year round.

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I’m sorry, Rick Jay, I didn’t quite hear you; the Florida sun’s in my eyes :cool:

Seriously, I know this will garner little sympathy but I actually wish the sun would hide behind a fuckin’ cloud every once in awhile. Believe it or not, it does get annoying having Mr. Sunny all up in your face Every. Single. Day.

That reminds me of when I had to make a two-week business trip to Bucharest in November a few years ago. I didn’t see the sun once during that period.

The sun is a liberal conspiracy and Our Great Leader destroyed it for us.

Oh wait, you like the sun? In that case, Obama stole it and is hiding it in Kenya.

I have actually been surprised with the number of sunny days in Toronto this winter. It has been better than years past.

I have to admit, here in west Michigan, it’s so unsunny in the winter, that last Saturday, the sun was out, and my eyes couldn’t stand it. I was in agony. I had to go inside, lie down and put a cool washcloth over my delicate European eyes for a few hours.

If there’s anything that we all agree upon is that you haven’t learned.

The sun’s on the American side of the border. Trump will make it shine, but Canada’s gonna have to pay for it.

It went out when Trump won the election ! It’s Trump fault there is no sun!