I’ll take the mix tape, thanks!
Head back to the freezer and see if my glasses are in there, ghandi. I couldn’t find them–or their case–last night after I took my contacts out and I’m fucking pissed, because I need those little bastards to fucking see! My eyes are too itchy and dry for contacts tonight and I can’t find my glasses! Arrgh!
You lot suffering from AADD?
(age attention deficit disorder)
Yowza!
Glad it didn’t fall into a wandering black hole; those things are real nuisances this time of year.
Silky Threat said, "I checked the refrigerator and the freezer this morning.
For my cat!"
I found my kitten in the refrigerator one day. She stealthly slipped in when I went in for milk or somesuch. Suddenly I hear the tiniest mewing and I opened the door and there the little troublemaker was! Scared the hell outta me. Now I’m extra careful to watch the “kids” when I go into the fridge.
While you’re there, could you check for my speaker wire? I had loads of it, you know, “just in case.” When I need it, it’s gone. Thanks.
Nice to know where everything’s going, at least.
And since you’re up, my SWAX CD seems to have vanished from my office …
I found my cat in the dryer once AFTER I’d turned it on! I wondered what was making all that racket, opened it up only to find one very distressed kitten. Then last night the other cat crawled into the dishwasher, only just heard her before I switched it on.
On the subject of missing stuff I appear to have misplaced my sense of reality if someone could please restore reality I’d really appreciate it.
There is some sort of wire in my fridge. It’s black. I don’t know what it does. And there is a CD in there. Not sure what…it’s a CD-R thingy. There is also ice in there (the ice gnomes have blessed my freezer), and cannollis and bread, and cat treats, and a christmas stocking. And broccoli.
Anyone missing any of those things?
I’ll take the cat treats, mine seem to have mysteriously disappeared in my cats stomach 