Wo.
Something is wrong here.
The summer’s begun. The Blockbuster Season is underway. We’ve got the obligatory big-budget Roland Emmerich disaster film, the big-budget animated kidfilm, the big-budget superhero movies (FOUR this summer, if you count Catwoman), we’ve got CGI monster movies, we’ve got action flicks, we’ve got romance…
Where’s Jeff Goldblum? And why isn’t he telling someone “Faster! We must go faster!”?
Well, yeah, but it just doesn’t seem like summer without Jeff Goldblum nervously urging quickness while some horrible CGI thing tries to eat him… 
How about Goldblum as a horrible thing-that-would’ve-been-CGI and should’ve been eaten by a giant spider?
You dissin’ the Brundlefly? Man, Gena Davis is show up blow your head off with a shotgun.
We’ve also got the obligatory big-budget Will Smith film arriving this July (I, Robot).
I forgot about that, Rabid Child (TMBG ref.?). That looks very confusing seeing what the title is actually from.
Yes, it is a TMBG reference. 
One wonders why Goldblum is missing from the cast list of I, Robot. It seems the perfect movie for him, as an actor often casted as the scientist who warns everyone of doom.
Where’s Jeff Goldblum? Jeff Goldblum is watching you poop.
W…T…F???
I’ll never crap again!!
That totally cracked me up!
Thanks!
Punisher and Hellboy are already gone…Let’s see, we’ve got Spider-Man 2, Catwoman (groan), what am I missing?
That was it. Punisher, Hellboy, Spider-Man, and Catwoman.
Okay, maybe I was jumpin’ the gun a little when I called 'em “summer movies…”
Hm. What superhero would Jeff Goldblum play? Perhaps The Flash… bein’ a scientific, skinny guy who keeps saying, “Faster, faster, we must go faster…”
Goldblum? He can’t focus on his career right now. Seems he forgot his mantra, or something…
