Anyone seen it?
Did you check the refrigerator?
In the pocket of your car door.
When I couldn’t find mine, I discovered it in my bowling ball bag.
Have you checked my bowling ball bag?
Oh, oops, crap! I think I just accidentally used your checkbook to pay a bill. Sorry, man. It’s on my desk.
So, what did I do with mine???
I’ve borrowed it. The register is showing negative numbers, but don’t worry. There are still cheques left in the book!
Ask them. You know, over there. That way. cough
runs
A cheque book, how twentieth century.
It’s in the last place you’ll look.
Strangely, I found my wallet in the freezer once.
Ok, I checked the car:
in the door pocket
above the visor
under the seat
in the glove box and trunk
the only thing I discovered was 5 boxes of kleenex and not 1, not 2, not 3, but 4 SPARE KEYS TO MY CAR!!
Inside the car!!
I might as well throw a brick through the window to make it even easier to steal my car. Egads!
Still no checkbook.
Check the newspaper recycling bucket, then. Or the garbage.
Failing that, I’d defer to St. Anthony.
Hmm. The plot thickens…
I checked (no pun intended) with my online banking at Wells Fargo, and the last check I wrote was on the 26th to a local Pizza delivery place. So my checkbook may very well be in this very apartment!
Check the drawer where you keep the pizza cutting thingie.
“No, but I was able to pick up a spare at the gas station.”
Is it under that stack of papers on your desk? That’s where I had to look the last time I paid the rent…
How 'bout your purse?
How 'bout the slotted thingy that you keep your bills in?
Near the calculator?
Could it have slipped out of your purse and between the cushions of the couch?
I hate to say it, but…check the garbage. I find many important things in the garbage.
So look in your kitchen. Specifically, on a counter towards the back, or on top of the fridge.
I’ve checked everywhere that has been suggested since my last post - no luck.
Except… I don’t have… a purse. :dubious:
Bah. One time my wedding ring turned up in the freezer.
Could it be in a dirty pair of pants?