Homer Simpson is the obvious candidate for America. I don’t know if he’s a good president, but he’s a white male age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to him, no matter how dumb his suggestions are-like Nuts and Gum. The slogan he used to run for sanitation engineer, “Can’t Someone Else Do It?,” is a thought echoed by many Americans. Homer is obviously the perfect choice.
And on his first day as president, he falls asleep, launches a nuclear missile by mistake, and all of a sudden we’re at war with Canada. Oh well, you can’t win 'em all.
C’mon…you all know that if a cartoon character could be president, it would have to be Mr. Burns, even though Mr. Krab would be a better choice due to his sound fiscal policies. Having Burns as prez would be like having a slightly less evil Reagan back in office
Bruce Wayne. The guy runs a huge international corporation and fights crime as a superhero. You know that he’s smart and moral and isn’t afraid to take on challenges. He’d take some heat for being a Big Business guy, but you know that he would still fight for the little guy, so I’d expect him to have pretty broad appeal.
Rikwriter, surely you must, even as a conservative, recognise that Bush just doesn’t have the smarts to compete with Monty? That’s not a partisan position, is it?
Freakazoid’d be a kickass president. I’d break my no-voting policy to help him get into office. I’d break my no-begging policy to get episodes of that show.
Unfortunately, he doesn’t meet the age requirement. So I think the best elligible president would likely be Secret Squirrel. He’s smart, resourceful, and wears a purple hat.
Of course it is, and as presented is nothing more than a partisan slam. If you want to keep it up, I will—and this whole thread will be yesterday’s news when the mods move it to the Pit. Your choice.
No. I won’t accept without comment insulting comments that treat slanderous lies as accepted fact. If you have a problem with that, tough. You have two choices: keep it up and I will respond in kind from the other side of the aisle (which, you may note, I have not done yet), which will get this thread locked or moved. Or drop the political insults and get back to the subject.
