Well, I am the front runner in this race.
Which I define as being the first person mentioned in the thread.
Will Sherman never had an original thought. Never.
Well, whaddya know? We do.
Off topic trivia note: Sherman didn’t like his first name and never used it. His family and friends called him Cump, from his middle name Tecumseh.
Me, of course. My campaign platform, lifted from Duck Soup:
The last man nearly ruined this place,
he didn’t know what to do with it,
if you think this country’s bad off now,
just wait 'til I get through with it!
I hereby state, and mean all that I say, that I never have been and never will be a candidate for President; that if nominated by either party, I should peremptorily decline; and if unanimously elected I’m definitely taking the job (because, sh’yeh, sweet gig) but anything I screw up is all down to you guys for electing me in the first place.
Bobby Sherman?
No, he liked the name Will and used it all the time.
And besides, you don’t want a leader who doesn’t bother reading the whole thread before posting. :smack:
**Qadgop **by a mile. That’s one smart, level-headed mofo.
Dunno who I’d want to run, but I’d pay real American dollars for the chance to see Skald ask the questions at the debates.
sigh
Hell, I still actually have a formed campaign committee organized. Treasurer, Secretary, everything. And do I get mentioned? No…
**astro **and **JohnnyLA **for starters. I’ll have to check on others, and refresh my memory as to who agreed with me and/or correct spelling.
Since I’ve been nominated, I should state that my platform will be primarily concerned with gun-grabbing and the war on Christmas. Also, Sharia Law.
Got my vote.
Just to clarify, he’s for those things…
I promise hand puppets for everyone! That’s right; Sharia Lewis Law.
And how about free sock puppets as a side amendment?
Sharia law for some, free sock puppets for others.
Assalamu alaikum, my friend. Now help me behead this mall Santa and pass out these flyers for my next campaign rally/gun buyback.