Which is the more PC term: "ass pounding" or "meat colonoscopy"?

In My Humble Opinion
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Inspired by Tuckerfan’s thread, No “Pound Me In The Ass Prison” for Scooter.

In it we had an exchange about the OP title after he noted that he considered and rejected an alternative title using “Meat Colonoscopy” because he didn’t think people would get it. I thought people here would get it, and his reply was, “You don’t frequent political threads all that much, do you?”

Now, I was a little, er… thrown by that response. Are our political commentators such babes in the woods that they wouldn’t get it? Maybe one term just doesn’t come up as frequently in political debate as the other?

So I put it to you… which term is a better choice when discussing the possible implications of a Scooter Libby prison sentence?

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How about…male bonding.

Though meat colonoscopy has a nice ring to it.

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I pretty sure I’d get it through context, if nothing else, and I like it better than “pound me in the ass”. Although really I prefer “sausage sigmoidectomy” myself.

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I think the comment meant that observing the political threads would lead one to believe that people are slow to get things in general. (har har har!)

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Are you sure “Butt spelunking” isn’t taken yet? “Rectal Roto-Rooting”?

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I’ve never heard of a ‘Meat colonoscopy’.
Could you talk me through the procedure ?

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The word you’re looking for is “rape”.

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The proper term is “Extreme Male Bonding.”

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I would have chosen “pound me in the ass” simply because everybody knows that phrase from Office Space.

“Warm beef injection” would have done nicely, too. I hear federal prison cafeterias serve a lot of tube steak as well.

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The only way to improve (?) on this version is to substitute the ever-more-popular “aggressive” for “extreme” in the wording. As it stands, this wins the thread.

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Specific to Mr. Libby would be “Scooter Rooter.”

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You know, I don’t find rape particularly funny, no matter who the victim is or where it happens.

Hate to be a killjoy, but there you go.

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Well, what if it’s a consentual butt pillaging?

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I know “federal pound me in the ass prison” is from Office Space. Is meat colonoscopy from a movie?

Micheal Bolton: We get caught laundering money, we’re not going to white-collar resort prison. No, no, no. We’re going to federal POUND ME IN THE ASS prison.
Samir: I don’t want to go to ANY prison!

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Ok, it’s sounding a little Fark in here. We’re something different, no?