Whitney does smack

[Cat_Whisperer]

"Consult the Book of Armaments!
BROTHER MAYNARD:
Armaments, chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one.
…And the Lord spake, saying, ‘First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.’

From this site.

[Ludovic]

Ahhhh, their 1920’s Style “Death Rays”.

[World_Eater]

So do you think she’ll dump after this latest incident?

[lieu]

Yes. Probably pee too.

[cuauhtemoc]

Yes. Probably pee two.

[World_Eater]

Yes. Probably pea two.

[sub]Oh the difference one missing word can make[/sub]

[Cat_Whisperer]

(Well, not really.) Whitney stands by her man - all snuggles and kisses as they go to the courthouse to get Bobby booked. Can anyone say “Honeymoon Phase?” I knew you could!

[PunditLisa]

Mastema: Where was Kevin Costner when all this happened?

Okay, I don’t get it.

[Annie-Xmas]

Okay, I don’t get it.

[yojimbo]

Okay, I don’t git it

[Mastema]

Thanks for filling in for me there yojimbo.

Kevin Costner played Whitney Houston’s Bodyguard in the movie linked to above.

[it_sjustme]

Thanks for flinging me around the room yojimbo.

[Derleth]

“Thanks for flinging me around the room, yojimbo.”
–Feces

[PunditLisa]

Okay, I get it now. Thanks!

[cuauhtemoc]

Gnaw it. O, hot yeti skank!