Whitney does smack

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I mean, gets smacked.

I can’t say as I’m surprised by this; I’m just surprised at how long it took. Their poor kids…

2

You’d think they’re number would be in her speed dial list by now.

3

You’d think their number would be in her speed dial list by now.

4

You’d think there number would be in her speed dial list by now.

5

Yew’d think there number would be in her speed dial list by now.

6

You’d think they could do something about this echo in here.

7

Quack quack

8

So, does a hamster quack in the woods?

9

So, does a hamster whack in your goods?

10

I thought that’s what gerbils were for.

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I thought that’s what gerbils are for.

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Not that I would know anything about that… [whistling innocently]

What? You lost your pet gerbil? Anus sad when that type of thing happens? Maybe a car ran into him and rectum.

13

Where was Kevin Costner when all this happened?

14

We’re a little giddy today, are we?

15

We always get this way before Armageddon

16

Richard Gere called.
He wants his gerbil back.

17

Anybody know if he was wearing a “wife beater” when he was arrested?

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Best…Post…EVER

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I thought that’s what gerbils were four.

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Four gerbils? I could see two or three on a more adventurous day, but four? There’s gotta be like, a Bible verse or something about that!