If we get to nominate ourselves now, then this is me. Someone turn me into a poster.
You don’t even have a swimwear gallery. What kind of rubes do you take us for? 
You’ve been a poster for 7 years now. 
I have that poster hanging up in my room.
Easy on the eyes, all right, but I’ve never before seen a pinup-girl poster featuring tiaras and evening gowns. Got anything in a swimsuit?
She has a face?
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I’m the poster woman for the NEW generation (you know, the non-slutty one?). I’m 37 years old…way too old to be comfortable posing in a bathing suit!
I never realized you were that old.
He’s a man, baby!
Vida Guerras ass is proof that there is a god, and he is an ass man.
But then don’t Jennifer Love Hewitt’s breasts prove the opposite?
Either way, there is a god and he loves us.
Oh, and those David Beckham posters on AllPosters.com prove he’s pretty fond of women as well.
Oh, come on! A MILF can be sexy, even in a bathing suit. But a Poster Woman of any age, by definition, has got to be slutty, or at least project that image.
Agreed. There’s a nice little website I browse that sells skimpy swimwear, mostly modeled by the 51-year-old female owner. I only go there for the eye candy. Age, man. It’s a state of mind.
Hey, any men who get pissed off every time a woman asks them ‘Does my ass look big in this?’-- blame this guy.
. . . on the ceiling?
I’d like to see that website.
When I was in college I had this poster on the ceiling. But she didn’t fall on me nearly often enough. 
Well, I’ve come to know that the SDMB’s policy on spam is pretty strict.
I don’t want to make any waves and mods please let me know if I’m out of line. But her name is Brigite. If you add a dot and a com to her name you may be able to see 51-year-old skimpy swimwear MILFness. But I’m not promising anything!
I’m pretty sure it isn’t. The Wikipedia page on it doesn’t mention tATu either.