Who are today's poster women?

[QUOTE=CeilingWhacks]

http://i12.tinypic.com/6czk0ab.jpg

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If we get to nominate ourselves now, then this is me. Someone turn me into a poster.

[QUOTE=Fiver]
If we get to nominate ourselves now, then this is me. Someone turn me into a poster.
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You don’t even have a swimwear gallery. What kind of rubes do you take us for? :wink:

[QUOTE=Fiver]
If we get to nominate ourselves now, then this is me. Someone turn me into a poster.
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You’ve been a poster for 7 years now. :smiley:

[QUOTE=Sapo]
This was going to be my exact question. Why posters? And no need to print them out either. They just go as wallpaper on cell phones, mp3 players and computers.

That said, Jessica Alba doing the cowgirl bit in Sin City.
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I have that poster hanging up in my room.

[QUOTE=CeilingWhacks]

http://i12.tinypic.com/6czk0ab.jpg

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Easy on the eyes, all right, but I’ve never before seen a pinup-girl poster featuring tiaras and evening gowns. Got anything in a swimsuit?

[QUOTE=Hippy Hollow]
you’re nuts. Nothing wrong with her face!
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She has a face?

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[QUOTE=BrainGlutton]
Easy on the eyes, all right, but I’ve never before seen a pinup-girl poster featuring tiaras and evening gowns. Got anything in a swimsuit?
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I’m the poster woman for the NEW generation (you know, the non-slutty one?). I’m 37 years old…way too old to be comfortable posing in a bathing suit!

[QUOTE=CeilingWhacks]
I’m the poster woman for the NEW generation (you know, the non-slutty one?). I’m 37 years old…way too old to be comfortable posing in a bathing suit!
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I never realized you were that old.

[QUOTE=Arnold Winkelried]

Chris Brown

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He’s a man, baby!

Vida Guerras ass is proof that there is a god, and he is an ass man.

[QUOTE=DigitalC]
Vida Guerras ass is proof that there is a god, and he is an ass man.
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But then don’t Jennifer Love Hewitt’s breasts prove the opposite?

Either way, there is a god and he loves us.

Oh, and those David Beckham posters on AllPosters.com prove he’s pretty fond of women as well.

[QUOTE=CeilingWhacks]
I’m the poster woman for the NEW generation (you know, the non-slutty one?). I’m 37 years old…way too old to be comfortable posing in a bathing suit!
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Oh, come on! A MILF can be sexy, even in a bathing suit. But a Poster Woman of any age, by definition, has got to be slutty, or at least project that image.

[QUOTE=BrainGlutton]
Oh, come on! A MILF can be sexy, even in a bathing suit.
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Agreed. There’s a nice little website I browse that sells skimpy swimwear, mostly modeled by the 51-year-old female owner. I only go there for the eye candy. Age, man. It’s a state of mind.

[QUOTE=Darryl Lict]
I for one do not understand the infatuation with Vida Guerra. She’s got a huge fucking ass. Gimme Jessica Alba any day of the week.
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Hey, any men who get pissed off every time a woman asks them ‘Does my ass look big in this?’-- blame this guy.

[QUOTE=teemingONE]
I have that poster hanging up in my room.
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. . . on the ceiling?
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[QUOTE=Johnny Hildo]
Agreed. There’s a nice little website I browse that sells skimpy swimwear, mostly modeled by the 51-year-old female owner. I only go there for the eye candy. Age, man. It’s a state of mind.
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I’d like to see that website.

[QUOTE=PoorYorick]
. . . on the ceiling?
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When I was in college I had this poster on the ceiling. But she didn’t fall on me nearly often enough. :slight_smile:

[QUOTE=Fiver]
I’d like to see that website.
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Well, I’ve come to know that the SDMB’s policy on spam is pretty strict.

I don’t want to make any waves and mods please let me know if I’m out of line. But her name is Brigite. If you add a dot and a com to her name you may be able to see 51-year-old skimpy swimwear MILFness. But I’m not promising anything!

[QUOTE=Fiver]
I think that’s the faux-lesbian Russian singing duo, Tatu.
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I’m pretty sure it isn’t. The Wikipedia page on it doesn’t mention tATu either.