Well, listen here girls, I’m telling you now.
They call me “Lovin’ Dan.”
I’ll rock 'em, roll 'em, all night long
I’m the Sixty Minute Man!
…
There’ll be 15 minutes of kissin’
Then you holler, “Please don’t stop!”
15 minutes of teasin’
15 minutes of pleasin’
15 minutes of blowing my top!
Yeah, well… I am Montana!
Better roll through this thread again Bosda, someone beat you to it.
Also,
I am, I am, I am
I said I wanna get next to you
I said I gonna get close to you
You wouldn’t want me to have to hurt you too, hurt you too?
I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree.
I nenver saw a Purple Cow;
I never hope to See One;
But I can Tell you, Anyhow,
I’d rather See than Be One.
Oops :smack:
That should read:
I never saw a Purple Cow;
I never hope to See One;
But I can Tell you, Anyhow,
I’d rather See than Be One.
Indeed unless the billboards fall,
I’ll never see a tree at all. 
Very nice, CBCD, but who are you?
I write the songs that make the whole world sing …
Now I am impressed.
I’m Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you?
I can’t be contented with yesterday’s glories.
I can’t live on promises winter to spring.
… I contradict myself
I am large, I contain multitudes.
I am, I said
To no one there.
But no one heard at all,
Not even the chair.
Oh, very welll.
ME HULK!!
**HULK SMASH !!! 
I’m itchin’ like a man on a fuzzy tree.
I am OZ, the Great and Terrible!
I done fell from the ugly tree, and hit every branch!
Love is the word
Nardo’s the name
Ask me again
I’ll tell you the same
My name is Might-Have-Been.
I am also called No-More, Too-Late, Farewell.