I’m a Me-Who with an Exactly-What.
I pray someone gets that.
(I get it! I get it!)
[Rafiki] “The question is… whoooooooo are you?” [/Rafiki]
air-guitar plays the Who song
I’m the face.
Mah Name Is B.A. BARACUS! Ah Pity Da Fool That Messes With The A-team! Ah Pity Da Fool!
Mah name is:
Shake-sulah
Thah mic rulah
The old schoolah
You wanna trip? I’ll bring it to ya!
Well, I represent the Lollipop Guild.
And Mrs. Blank says
I’m unemployed. Thanks for asking.
Yeah, who the fuck are YOU?
I am honored and grateful that you have invited me to your daughter’s wedding … on the wedding day… of your daughter’s wedding. And I hope that their first child is a masculine child.
I go out walking, after midnight, out in the starlight.
I’m the friendly stranger in the black sedan. Won’t you hop inside my car?
I am time. I am your lover. You may not know it but soon you will see the marks of my caresses all over your body.
I’m just a jeepster for your love.
I am the once and the future King.
Well, I am a man/ without conviction/ I am a man/ who doesn’t know/ How to sell/ a contradiction…
Hey, guess the theme!
I’m her two-penny prince and I’ll give her hot love, uh-huh.
Oh, and I’m also getting laid only irregularly when I occasionally see Lady Mung and find sneaky time to get away.
GAH.
In other words, I’m frustrated.
I go walk in Central Park
singin’ after dark.
People think i’m crazy …
I am the Urban Spaceman
Come into the garden, Maud,
For the black bat, Night, has flown,
Come into the garden, Maud,
I am here at the gate alone