I’m in the mood to be desired.
Q: Are we not men?
I’m Abe Froman.
gasp The Sausage King of Chicago??
Well I’m a mushroom-cloud-layin’ motherfucker, motherfucker! Every time my fingers touch brain I’m Superfly T.N.T! I’m the Guns of the Navarone!
pause Yeah, that’s me.
I–I hardly know, sir, just at present–at least I know who I WAS when I got up this morning, but I think I must have been changed several times since then.
And if you’ll be my bodyguard
I could be your long-last pal.
I could call you Betty
And Betty when you call me
You can call me AL!
Please allow me to introduce myself.
I’m a man of wealth and taste.
I can’t live, if living is without you.
I’ve been to the mountain top.
Now** I** am the Master.
I’m a cranky old Yank, in a clanky old tank, on the streets of Yokohama with my Honolulu mama doin’ those beat-o, beat-o, flat-on-my-seat-o, Hirohito blues.
I’m not the fig plucker nor the fig plucker’s son, but I’ll pluck those figs 'til the fig plucker’s done.
I’m fluent in over 6 million forms of communication.
I am I, Don Quixote, the Lord of La Mancha.
Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois, on the 12th January 1992. My instructor was Mr Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you’d like to hear it, I can sing it for you.
I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts.
I am the egg man
I am the egg man
I am the walrus
I am Melkor the Morgoth, Dark Lord of all Middle Earth!
I am in a world of shit, but I am not afraid.