Who are you?

I’m in the mood to be desired.

Q: Are we not men?

I’m Abe Froman.

gasp The Sausage King of Chicago??

Well I’m a mushroom-cloud-layin’ motherfucker, motherfucker! Every time my fingers touch brain I’m Superfly T.N.T! I’m the Guns of the Navarone!

pause Yeah, that’s me.

I–I hardly know, sir, just at present–at least I know who I WAS when I got up this morning, but I think I must have been changed several times since then.

And if you’ll be my bodyguard
I could be your long-last pal.
I could call you Betty
And Betty when you call me
You can call me AL!

Please allow me to introduce myself.
I’m a man of wealth and taste.

I can’t live, if living is without you.

I’ve been to the mountain top.

Now** I** am the Master.

I’m a cranky old Yank, in a clanky old tank, on the streets of Yokohama with my Honolulu mama doin’ those beat-o, beat-o, flat-on-my-seat-o, Hirohito blues.

I’m not the fig plucker nor the fig plucker’s son, but I’ll pluck those figs 'til the fig plucker’s done.

I’m fluent in over 6 million forms of communication.

I am I, Don Quixote, the Lord of La Mancha.

Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois, on the 12th January 1992. My instructor was Mr Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you’d like to hear it, I can sing it for you.

I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts.

I am the egg man
I am the egg man
I am the walrus

I am Melkor the Morgoth, Dark Lord of all Middle Earth!

I am in a world of shit, but I am not afraid.