Well bartender, it’s plain to see
I’m that bad motherfucker called Stagger Lee.
" Who is it?"
“Plumber.”
I didn’t hire a plumber. Who is it!?"
"Candygram”
“What… for who”
: “Plumber”
… you’re… that crazy shark aren’t you?’’
: " No maam, I am just a dolphin… will you let me in please?"
: “A dolphin! Ok!”
I’m feeling very Lizzy Borden today. Watch out 
I’m so confused.
I’m TNT
I’m dynomite
I’m TNT
And I’ll win that fight
“… poems are made by fools, I fear,
but only Schlitz can make a beer.”
(with apologies to Mad magazine)
I’m TNT
I’m a powerload
I’m TNT
Watch me explode
Well, why do I have to be Mr. Pink??
I Am The Sea
Every year is the same
and I feel it again
I’m a loser no chance to win.
Leaves start falling
Come down is calling
Loneliness starts sinking in
But I’m one
I am one
And I can see
That this is me
And I will be
You’ll all see I’m the one
I’m late, I’m late, for a very important date.
I’m your ice cream man
Stop me when I’m passin’ by
If you’ve ever kissed in the summer rain
If you’ve slept where winds and the snows have lain
If you’ve ever heard a lonely train
Then you’ve heard my voice
And you know my name
I’m a little teapot.
I am not Eve.
I’m the only one who’d walk across a fire for you.
I am the Master… and the Comander.
I’m bad, I’m nationwide.
I am Elmer J. Fudd, miwwoinaire. I own a mansion and a yacht.
I, Claudius.