Who are you?

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
301

Damn it, Jim. I’m a doctor, not a bricklayer.

302

I am with you always, even to the end of the age.

303

I’m down to my last cigarette.

304

H: I’m Homer Simpson
B: Who?
S: Homer Simpson sir, one of your organ donors in section 7-G

305

I’m the one, I’m the one, the one they call the seventh son.

306

I am only what you make me,
Come take me,
I’m yours.

307

No shit.

I thought you didn’t, like, exist.

::looks disoriented, says “wow” a few times::

308

They call me the Admiral, and I am lord of all that you see here.

309

I’m not a reeeal doctor. I have a Masters Degree in SCIENCE!

But, I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night!

310

Well, I’m a steamroller, baby
I’m bound to roll all over you

311

I wish I didn’t love you so.

312

I am not Spock.

313

I’m not bad. I’m just drawn that way.

314

I am not an animal!!!
I am a human being!!!

315

I’m not a number. I’m a free man.

Ha, ha, ha ha…

Or

I’m the trigger hippie.

316

I yam whats I yam and that’s all thats I yam.

317

I am a 1920’s style Death Ray.

318

I am all that is man!

319

I am the shadow you seek, though I found you long before you found me. I am with you always, watching, listening, waiting. Death follows in my wake, but I am not death. I have never lived, I will never die. I am.

or

I am Lamont Cranston

320

I am not a crook.

I am so smart!
I am so smart