dammit. SMRT
I’ll be there for you
Well you can tell by the way I use my walk
I’m a woman’s man: No time to talk.
I’m ugly, I’m ugly as sin,
But beautiful’s out, ugly’s in.
If you’re ugly like me, you’re in good company.
There are millions of us who are ugly.
I love, and the world is mine.
I’m bad to the bone.
I’m an accident just waiting to happen.
I feel happy. I feel happy !
I want you to want me.
I’m the backdoor man, who the men don’t know …
but the little girls understand.
I am the lone locust of the apocalypse; think of me when you look to the night sky.
Conversely-
This is John Galt speaking.
Good evening.
I’m Chevy Chase, and your not.
Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.
I am the Anti-Christ
I am the anarchist
oh yes,i’m the great pretender :>
I’m Imp the Dimp, the ladies’ pimp. The women fight for my delight, but I’m the grandmaster with the three M.C.'s that shock the house for the young laa-deeez.
Baby, I am not from Havana!
I…I live among the creatures of the night.
I’m over my head, but it sure feels nice.
I am the Invisible Pink Unicorn. Fall upon your knees and worship me in my invisibleness and purpleitude!
or
I am…Zorro!
I’m an ol’ cowhand from the Rio Grande …
and, as usual, I’m a day late and a dollar short, dang it.