I’m… movin’ out.
No, wait… I’m the piano man… no, wait…
Where is Billy Joel when you need him?
I’m the type of guy who says, “The puddin’ is delicious.”
I’m a researcher for The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.
I’m Troy McClure. You may remember me from such self-help tapes as “Smoke Yourself Thin” and “Get Some Confidence, Stupid.”
I think i’d rather be a cowboy.
I’m slim shady. I’m the real slim shady.
I would walk 500 miles
and I would walk 500 more
to be the man who walked 1000 miles
to fall down at your door
I’m paranoid, sleeping with my finger on the trigger.
I’m hooked on a feeling.
I’m just sitting here waiting for you to turn me on.
I am outta here.
I’ve followed this thread from the beginning, but frankly, this thing has gone on so long I’ve forgotten what’s been posted and what hasn’t. So adios, muchachos! I bid this thread adieu.
I am myself indifferent honest, but yet I could accuse me of such things that it were better my mother had not borne me.
or:
I am thy father’s spirit, doom’d for a certain term to walk the night and for the day confin’d to fast in fires until the foul crimes done in my days of nature are burnt and purg’d away.
Hey, hey, hey. It’s Fat JThunder!
I am like the King of a rainy country.
I have to push the pram a lot …
on second thought, let us not go there. it is a silly place !
I am the Jigsaw Man
I turn the world around with a skeleton hand
It’s only me from over the sea
I’m Barnacle Bill the sailor
I’m the son-of-a-bitch that named you Sue
This is John Cameron Cameron, downtown Mars.
I am a gentleman in a dustcoat trying
To make you hear…
I am defeat
When it knows it
Can now do nothing
By suffering.
I’m super! Thanks for asking!
I am no prophet, nor the son of a prophet; but I was a herdsman and a dresser of sycamore figs. But the LORD took me from following the flock, and said to me, “Go, prophesy to my people.”
I want to hold your hand.