Who are you?

[Ragiel]

I am not a Truth Teller. Everything I say is a lie.

[TwoTrouts]

I am Legend.

@Hypno-Toad

I *AM * the Kwisatz Haderach!

So, what’s a “Cuisinart Hatrack?”

[Pixisis]

I like to move it, move it …

[fishbicycle]

This is John Cameron Cameronovitch, downtown Moscow.

[ccwaterback]

“Who are YOU?” said the Caterpillar.

[Hentor_the_Barbarian]

They call me Mr. Tibbs.

[Askia]

I’m Fred G. Sanford.

[JThunder]

Me Johnny Weissmuller. You Maureen O’Sullivan.

[ccwaterback]

I float like a butterfly,
and sting like a bee.

[Askia]

I was born by the river in a little tent.

[Unintentionally_Blank]

They call me MISTER PIG!

[Ragiel]

I’m a chain round an A-bomb,
I’m a train when I’m hateful!

[Millit_the_Frail]

My name is Sue!
How do you do?
Now you’re gonna die!

[Peanuthead]

I’ve been a puppet, a pirate, pauper, a poet… a pawn and a king.

[Sternvogel]

I’m Captain Jinks of the Horse Marines.

[Marley23]

I am the resurrection and the life. I’m okay. Thanks for asking.

[Ragiel]

I’m the harlequin dancer,
Watching music fall from the air like silvery dust.
I do the blue-rinse shuffle with the beach-boy muscle!

[Pixisis]

I get no kick from champagne …

[Hypno-Toad]

I am NOT my possessions.

[CandidGamera]

I take care of the place, while the master’s away.