I think, therefore.
I am The Way and The Eternal Life.
I’m the asshole? I’m the asshole in the place yeah? Yeah, well I’m outta here. I would never eat here, I would never eat here anyway.
Call me Ishmael.
I’m the Green Manalishi with the Two-Pronged Crown, or I think I’m turning Japanese, I think I’m turning Japanese, I really think so, depending on which day you ask.
I’m a believer…
I couldn’t leave 'er if I tried.
They call me tater salad.
I’m a bad muthah…(shut your mouth!)
I’m the one…I’ve been here for you all along.
I am invincible
I am the god of hell and fire.
I THINK…therefore, I AM!
Me Grimlock!
I’m only sleeping
I am the rain king
I’m your only friend. I’m not your only friend, but I’m a little glowing friend, but really I’m not actually your friend, but I am Blue Canary in the Outlet by the Lightswitch, who watches over you.
I shot the sheriff.
I am a rock.
I am Zaphod Beeblebrox, Galactic President
I am a Jedi, like my father before me.