Who are you?

I think, therefore.

I am The Way and The Eternal Life.

I’m the asshole? I’m the asshole in the place yeah? Yeah, well I’m outta here. I would never eat here, I would never eat here anyway.

Call me Ishmael.

I’m the Green Manalishi with the Two-Pronged Crown, or I think I’m turning Japanese, I think I’m turning Japanese, I really think so, depending on which day you ask.

I’m a believer…

I couldn’t leave 'er if I tried.

They call me tater salad.

I’m a bad muthah…(shut your mouth!)

I’m the one…I’ve been here for you all along.

I am invincible

I am the god of hell and fire.

I THINK…therefore, I AM!

Me Grimlock!

I’m only sleeping

I am the rain king

I’m your only friend. I’m not your only friend, but I’m a little glowing friend, but really I’m not actually your friend, but I am Blue Canary in the Outlet by the Lightswitch, who watches over you.

I shot the sheriff.

I am a rock.

I am Zaphod Beeblebrox, Galactic President

I am a Jedi, like my father before me.