Who are you?

I’m Brian!!!

I am Mr. Wrong

i’ve got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left side …

You’re a looney.

I’ve had worse.

i refuse to be tarred with the epiteth looney simply because i’ve got a pet haddock !

Damn you, Maurice! I was going to use that one …

I am Zardoz!

Guns are good! The penis is evil!

My name is Lucifer please take my hand.

I’m a mean ole lion.

. . . and a Barbie girl in a Barbie world.

i am the alpha and omega …

hey, it’s all greek to me !

They call me Mellow Yellow. ( Quite rightly )

i tawt i taw a puddy tat !

I am the Black Goat with a Thousand Young. Iä!

But not an island?

I’m the man! (Can’t you hear me laughing?)

“I am I cried, I am, said I.”

“Luke, I am your father.”

“I’m as corny as Kansas in August.”

Ahem . . .

I’m on your side, sincerely. . . (gimme this, gimme that, gimme this, gimme that)

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

(that’s my name, too!)

Also, I am, I am, I am Superman, and I know what’s happening.