I’m Brian!!!
I am Mr. Wrong
i’ve got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left side …
You’re a looney.
I’ve had worse.
i refuse to be tarred with the epiteth looney simply because i’ve got a pet haddock !
Damn you, Maurice! I was going to use that one …
I am Zardoz!
Guns are good! The penis is evil!
My name is Lucifer please take my hand.
I’m a mean ole lion.
. . . and a Barbie girl in a Barbie world.
i am the alpha and omega …
hey, it’s all greek to me !
They call me Mellow Yellow. ( Quite rightly )
i tawt i taw a puddy tat !
I am the Black Goat with a Thousand Young. Iä!
But not an island?
I’m the man! (Can’t you hear me laughing?)
“I am I cried, I am, said I.”
“Luke, I am your father.”
“I’m as corny as Kansas in August.”
I’m on your side, sincerely. . . (gimme this, gimme that, gimme this, gimme that)
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
(that’s my name, too!)
Also, I am, I am, I am Superman, and I know what’s happening.