I’m pleading the Fifth.
I’m the Mommy, that’s why!
“My name is Zoom, and I live on the moon, but I came down to Earth just to sing you this tune. Hey, Katie, it’s your birthday today!”
That verbatim from a personalized birthday record my parents bought me when I was about 5 years old. Even more odd, are the overwhelming Google results that I just pulled up, showing that I’m far from being alone with this particular memory…
I’m standing upon the shoulders of giants.
I had a dog named Spot, Got hit by a car
Hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba
Put his guts in a box and put 'em in a drawer
Hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba
I forgot all about it for a month and an half
Hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba
I opened the drawer and I started to laugh
Hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba
Cause I’m a happy boy!
Happy boy!
I’m a happy boy
Happy boy!
Hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba
I’m looking over
My dead dog Rover
Lying on the kitchen floor.
One leg is broken
Another is lame
The third was run over
Bya choo-choo train.
There’s no use explaining
The one remaining
Was caught in the kitchen door,
I’m looking over
My dead dog Rover
Lying on the kitchen flooooooor.
I’m old Bill Jones.
Had two daughters and a song.
One went to college,
The other went wrong.
Wife got killed
in a free-for-all fight,
I just keep singin’
From morning to night.
I got a baby’s brain and an old man’s heart.
I’m a very good shot. I practice every day. Well, not absolutely every day … but most days in the week. I expect I must practice, oh, … at least four or five times a week, or more really. But sometimes, I miss weekends. Like last weekend, there wasn’t really time …
Hi, I’d like to check in. The reservation is under Inquisition, i-n-q-u-i-s-i-t-i-o-n, first name Spanish, s-p-a-n-i-s-h …
… You were expecting me, right?
I wish you’d all stop bickering and eat me !
I’m the Man from U.N.C.L.E.
i am not, and have never been, the man from Glad.
I Dream of Jennie.
You don’t have to call me darlin, darlin.
Hello. I’m Johnny Cash.
I know a little about love, baby I can guess the rest.
I’m not talkin’ 'bout molybdenum…
No, it’s “I’m not talkin’ 'bout Bolivians”…
I believe it’s “I’m not talkin’ 'bout Meridian.”
Actually, I’m not talkin’ 'bout movin’ in.
I would cross the endless sea
I would die in ecstacy
Here I am! Signed, Sealed, Delivered…I’m yours!