I’m dreaming of a place
Where I can see your face
I am of all faiths, after my fashion.
I’m the sheik of Araby.
I try so hard to show that you’re my every dream.
I’m Connor McLeod of the Clan McLeod.
And I ain?t the lord no I?m just a fool
Learning loving somebody
Don?t make them love you
You once thought of me
As a white knight on a steed.
Now you know how funky I can be.
We’ll have good times now and then
Without dollar one to spend,
But how much money do we really need?
I’m just sitting here waiting for you to turn me on
I’m the one making all the noise in the lost jungle.
I want to hold your hand.
George, George. George of the jungle.
Some men need some killer weed
and some men need cocaine.
Some men need some cactus juice
to purify their brain.
Some man need 2 women,
and some need alcohol.
Everybody needs a little something
but, Lord, I need it all…
Well I’m a west coast struttin’
One bad mother
Got a rattlesnake suitcase
Under my arm
Said I’m a mean machine
Been drinkin’ gasoline
And honey you can make my motor hum
i’ll make love to you
like you want me to
I spent all my money in a mexican whorehouse,
across the street from a catholic church.
Helloo, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.
–Alright Mr. Burns, what’s your first name?
I don’t know.
I almost cut my hair today…
I hanker for a hunk-a cheese. YAHOO!
I cried for you.
I tried to see you Sunday
But I got so damned depressed.
So I set my sights on Monday
And I got myself undressed…