[Bela Lugosi voice]
I am Count Dracula.
[/Bela Lugosi voice]
I am Vince Clorto, keymaster of Gozer.
Yes, have some.
Yo no soy marinero
Soy capitan, soy capitan, soy capitan.
Soy un perdedor.
I’m a loser baby, so why don’t ya kill me?
I’m harmless. 
Actually, I think you’re only mostly harmless.
I am a 28 year old who got dumped by her 42 year old dentist/boyfriend after 6 years of dating. :smack:
We are Borg. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
I am Locutus.
I am older than I once was, and younger than I’ll be.
Also, I’m in the mood for looooove.
Simply because she’s naked…
Just popped into my head. 10 points for the movie reference because now it’s driving me nuts trying to remember. :smack:
sunshine on my shoulders makes me happy …
i’m just a poor boy, nobody loves me
i’m just a poor boy, from a poor family
My name is Sam.
Sam i am.
I do not like green eggs and ham.
Maybe I’m amazed!
Sorry, SR47, but Straight Dope member iamthewalrus(:3= beat you to being the walrus, although he/she hasn’t posted to this thread. Goo goo goo joob indeed!
Got one, got one, everybody’s got one / Oompah, oompah, stick it up your jumper
Well…then…my name is mud.
Okay, how about I-Robot???
I am the one you’ll wake up beside, darlin’.
Call me Deacon Blues
My name is Slartibartfast.
I told you it wasn’t important.
I am wounded by your statement, Mr. Montoya, cut to the quick! What have I done to deserve this? (She sobs…sniffs…she’s actually quite sensitive…)