I am Arthur, King of the Britons.
insert coconut noises here
I am half sick of shadows.
I am Keyser Soza.
No … no …
It can’t be!
Noooooo!!!
Hi. My name is Joe, and I work in a button factory. One day . . .
I am Legion.
So am I.
Me, too…
Ah am Frahnch! Hwah do you zink ah haf zees out-raaageous ak-cent, you silly keeng!!
My name is Luka. I live on the second floor.
King of the 'oo ?
There are those who call me … Tim.
Oh, fine.
I am Captain James T. Kirk, of the Federation starship Enterprise.
I’m a steady rollin’ man,
And I roll both night and day.
Didn’t know we had a king.
No, no, wait … I am the Pirate King.
(And it is, it is, a glorious thing to be the Pirate King.)
I thought we were an autonomous collective.
I’m running down the road
Tryin’ to loosen my load
I’ve got seven women on
My mind,
Four that wanna own me,
Two that wanna stone me,
One says she’s a friend of mine
Imposter!
Everyone knows if you really were then that would’ve read:
I. Am. CaptainJamesTKirk! Of. TheFederationstarship. Enterprise. 
I’m a street walkin’ cheetah with a heart full of napalm!
I’m the runaway son of a nuclear A-bomb!
I am the world’s forgotten boy,
The one who searches and destroys…
Honey gotta help me please,
somebody gotta save my soul!
Baby, detonate for me!
Yow!