Allow myself to introduce…myself. I’m Richie Cunningham.
Today (echo), I consider myself (echo) the luckiest man on the face of the earth (you know).
Believe it or not, it’s just me.
IIIIIIIIIIIIIII am everyday people!
I am The Lizard King!
I’m your ice cream man. Stop me when I’m passing by.
Tripler
All my flavors are guaranteed to satisfy.
I know you are, but what am I?
I’m a lonely little petunia in an onion patch…
I may be moving to Montana soon.
I thank whatever Gods may be, for my unconquerable soul.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
I’m in Montana. For the next six weeks or so. Where ya moving to?
When in Great Falls, one must see the Lewie & Clark Interpretive Dance Center.
Tripler
::shimmy-shake:: “Lewie and Clark went ::jiggle:: that way. . .”
Madam, in Eden I’m Adam
Able was I ere I saw Elba
A cunning linguist
Gramma Nazi
I can come in any kind of weather,
That’s because me bag is made of leather.
I don’t need no keys or locks,
I can slip in your box,
I’m your mailman.
Gonna be a dental floss tycoon. 
Sorry Trip, much as I love the grand state of Montana I fear that I won’t be relocating – it was a just some random old Zappa-o-bilia.
Ah, I see. I was wondering why anyone would want to come here. . . [sub]I sure as hell don’t care for the place[/sub]
Tripler
Montana? Feh. Give me North Dakota any day!
I’m the other kind…
I’m perfect.
But apart from that, I’m stuck in the middle with you…
I am rubber, you are glue…
I look like Godzilla, but due to international copyright laws - I’m not.
I am not.