That is sick. He’s practically a child!
We shall mention nothing of my teeny little thing for a certain co-star of his, however. 
Oh man, I’d TOTALLY hit that. With an animated hammer.
Well, if life was TV, I’d help you out. I’d take her mom, Lauren Graham, into another room in a heartbeat!!!
I don’t care if she does yell “F-me, Santa!” in the throws of passion. She’d be worth the therapy…
I also have a tiny crush on Jennifer Love Hewitt.
“My name is Melinda Gordon. I just got married. I just moved to a small town. I just opened an antique shop. And I’d love for you to stop by because I’ve about Had it with this fireman-husband of mine who’s never f-ing here…”
Make her say ‘Louisville’ once for the rest of us too, eh? 
Anthony Bourdain is my current crush. Damn, but that man does it to me.
Agent Cooper, of course, but I think everyone who fancies men kind of has a low-lying crush on him. Twin Peaks should be in regular syndication so that people like me can get our fix.
Also Peter Garrett. wow. It might be due to a strong resemblance to someone I do actually know and can’t have, who is a jerk.
You might not want to be advertising that…
I’m a woman, dear. I believe it’s supposed to be good when our things are teeny and little.
Moze from Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide.
Kim Possible.
Stephanie from LazyTown.
Yes, I have young kids. Why do you ask?
Olivia Munn from Attack of the Show. A bit nerdy, dirty and very easy on the eyes.
I’m sure Her/His Majesty would understand. 
My crushes?
Assorted Dopers, who are sundered from me by tragic barriers of distance/marriage/age/etc.
Certain co-workers. There are or have been Beautiful Mexican Co-Worker, and Hot Blonde in the Marketing Department, and Cute Consultant I Get Along Well With, and Lady Who Likes Calculus, and French Intern Who (Alas) Smokes, and South American Woman With The Shining Black Hair, and South Asian Lady, and Giggly Serbian Engineer, and… and… :: le sigh :: All married, long gone from my workplace, or otherwise occupied.
No celebrities, because I loathe the act of celebrity-worshipping and actively avoid the hype, so I have no idea who anyone is. Except Akiko Wakabayashi.
I was unaware that merely finding a particular celebrity attractive was celebrity-worship. The ones I find attractive, I would still find attractive, if say, they were my next-door neighbors–they have qualities that attract me and their celebrity only means that I get to see them when I otherwise might not know they exist.
This is also the place where merely finding another Doper attractive and commenting on it means you are heavily flirting.
True. Which is why I have held off on mentioning any such crushes I may have, since those to whom that knowledge means anything know about it already.
My crush…egads, what a year it has been. I guess it wasn’t as harmless as I thought way back then. No, I know it wasn’t.
I’m still in the Mike Rowe camp, although I’ve made room for Hugh Laurie and Gordon Ramsay. Yes, they all have great legs in common.
Then again, so does my crush.
You aren’t the only one.
In addition, I have crushes on:
-Various other dopers, most of them non-single
-One of my ex-girlfriends
-Natalie Portman
-And, most recently, an actress named Senta Moses, who played Delia Fisher on My So Called Life, and who (on her webpage) says that she’s really competitive when playing boardgames. Ahh, my dream woman… (And, given that she’s hardly a celebrity at all, is not someone about whom daydreams seem like impossible fantasies.)
Must be the nephew… <checks Google Images> rowr, yes, that’s he! I saw that movie but my anger over the ending blotted out any recollection of him.
Hmmm, I didn’t post in the first thread but I had a crush on a man I met in the SCA from Little Rock, in March we were both at a party where everyone was kissing everyone else and I got a kiss too. I don’t think I have seen him since. I quite enjoyed the kiss but lost interest when I met some new guys in my own town’s swing dance group. I have a crush on them mostly because I love dancing with them and they make me laugh, and they are all pretty cute.
I am older and overweight and all of these guys have plenty of young cute chicks to hang around with so … sigh!
Which one? Boy or girl? Blond, brunette or redhead?
Oh, I almost forgot. Nava. 
Boy, redhead.