The number of celebrities I crush on is depressingly huge, so I’ll just mention: three guys I used to know back in high school (in the sense of carrying a torch), one of my co-workers, and a few Dopers.
That’s all you get. 
I’m still wild about my husband, and rarely meet crush-worthy people in real life. This is a good thing, on account of the whole husband deal.
Doesn’t stop me from having mad fictional character/celebrity crushes though. I just finished watching the run of Farscape for the first time, so my latest TV boyfriend is John Crichton. Yum.
:smack: Blast!
Do you mean Chairman Kaga from the original Japanese show, or his “nephew” from Iron Chef America? That guy is Marc Dacascos, an accomplished martial artist who has done some acting – he is awesome in Brotherhood of the Wolf.
For real-life, I still dig the boyfriend. And he got a haircut when he was visiting me this weekend, I am a sucker for a freshly-groomed man.
But for celeb crushes, I saw Knocked Up and thought Paul Rudd was lookin’ pretty damn hot. And John Krasinski from The Office is seriously like my dream man.
Yeah, I gots me a crush on my boyfriend, but thats ok, we’re really new and apart for at least a week right now… sigh
Otherwise theres the scary goth guy at the book store… (Im not into scary goth guys at all, but he works at a bookstore… and we talk about authors and stuff!!!) A pharmacy tech but Im not telling where he works, just say it was a long weekend and not much was open… a cab driver I know, whos just out of the Navy (Hell-o sailor! Did I mention my Grandpa was a sailor and my Grandma basically lured him off the boat?) but I went on one date with him two months ago right before my boyfriend became my boyfriend so this guy is just a cute memory…
Ok so thats enough I guess.
I remember her old TV talk show and thought of her as average at best. What a fool I was in youth! I think her wit and general pure sarcasm were the clincher for me, and when I saw her again…
Olbermann! I’ll have your spot on the future husbands list yet!
My wife. She sees all that I am and loves me still. It’s like me killing you and your wife loving me. Fucking Amazing!
Count me in with the Mike Rowe fans.
And I like your comparison of the Discovery Channel to porn. 
The Orbitz woman, OMG. I can’t decide if it is her accent or just her smile, but wow.
This post immediately got me humming “The Bad Touch.”
[QUOTE=The Bloodhound Gang]
You and me, baby, ain’t nothin’ but mammals
So let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
[QUOTE]
As far as crushes, there’s one guy at work who I think is hot, but only when he lets his long, black hair down from its usual ponytail. Otherwise I don’t even pay attention to him. I am only posting this because I’m sure he’s never heard of SDMB.
The celebrity I have a crush on right now is Alan Rickman. I think it’s 'cause he plays Snape in the Harry Potter movies. I think the teen boys in the films are cute too, but I feel like Mary Kay Letourneau ogling them. :eek:
To the doper who mentioned Erin from the Esurance commercial: don’t feel bad. I see a lot of anime guys I think are hot, but am too lazy to make a list right now.
It would include half the cast of Naruto, however.
Paul Gross, gorgeous and talented Canadian actor. All these things are factors in his favour. Canadians have the loveliest accents. Those flashing eyes and lovely lips don’t hurt any.
Alex, on Ice Road Truckers. He has 11 children! He has a giant beard and a giant truck. In the footage in which he’s beardless he looks like an older Viggo Mortensen, and he has a fabulously sexy laugh. He’s really not my type in person, but that laugh. Wow. Also, he has a gorgeous accent.
This one guy at work, and he even knows my name. But he’s married and so am I, very married, so it’s much more fun to think about a completely objectifiable celebrity. (This one guy at work also has a lovely foreign accent, and he knows how to run a meeting and keep a committee of lunatics under control which is very hot.)
Hugh Laurie, Renaissance man.
I almost always have several crushes going on at once. Right now I’m crushing on my new female friend. I don’t want to snuggle with her or anything, I’m entirely hetero, but I am really into her right now. She’s just so nice, and we get along fabulously. We’re in this stage right now where we hang out as much as possible, talk on the phone a lot, etc. It feels bizarrely like courtship. But, just to be clear, I do not want to sleep with her.
We’ll either be very close friends for a very long time, or pretty soon now she’s going to bring out the crazy and that will be that. I’ve learned from experience that it could pretty much go either way.
Beat me to it. I was gonna say, you like the Chairman, put that movie on your Netflix queue.
Or the Japanese version of the Les Miserables musical. Whichever.
I still haven’t recovered from my Brotherhood of the Wolf Monica Bellucci crushfest. That woman may have the world’s most perfect thighs.
I’m developing a crush on this boy John. We’ve been out on two dates now (including one anti-transbashing kiss-in) and I’m going slowly, but finding myself dwelling on him more and more. It’s actually rather pleasant. Too bad about his moving to Ottawa in September.
Well, I still have some lingering admiration for someone I was majorly into last year, but I haven’t seen him since late January. Though if I see him soon, it won’t take much to recharge those feelings.
I discovered a new unobtainable guy - black hair, beautiful brown eyes, smart, funny, has a girlfriend 
It’s so unfair, I discovered last week that he’s conservative too, do you know how rare it is I find someone young who shares my politics?
Then there’s this other guy. He’s way too young - early 20s! - too tall, too thin and too blond, but. I don’t know what it is about him, but I haven’t been able to dismiss him out of hand.
Yeah, I gotta admit, for the first time ever I am actually lusting after a significantly younger man - Daniel Radcliffe. It’s sick, SICK I tell you.
But he looks so good…!