Who do you want to squirt on!!!!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Water gun fight water gun fight!!! ( what were you thinking?)

aha suprises persephone and ultress as they are out for their mid day stroll. He unleases his super soaker with a center shot to their braless chests, soaking down their extremely thin white summer blouses which immediately stick to their lovely tan skins causing aha’s eyes to bug out.

The girls are caught totally by surprise and go sceaming down the street in wet hysteria as aha lets loose an evil laugh, reloads at the nearest water spigot and waits for his next victim.

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Whammo pops out of the bushes and hits aha with his supersoaker, soaking down his extremely thin white summer tshirt which immediately stick to his lovely tan skin causing… err… nevermind that… Blasts aha in the face

HEHE!!! Runs away arms flailing

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screech-owl waits on a tree branch for just…
the…

right…

moment…

and drops a large water balloon smack on aha’s head.
BULLSEYE!!!

and goes winging off, laughing wildly, completely out of reach and range.

4

::and flies back in to high-five/high-wing Whammo for the unintentional simulpost/coordinated attack::

Was that timing or what?

::and flies out again::

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scout peeks around the corner of the house and spies Fenris meandering down the street. She holds her clear-fluourescent-green mini squirt gun at the ready position as he nears.

She thinks, no, hopes, that maybe if she can squirt him in the face he’ll launch into a “Foghorn Leghorn” type of response (like he did in that rant about ruining his shirt with jello!!!). Please, oh please!!!

** giggle, snort, shhhhh! here he comes! **

“Nawh, looka heyah, Fenris!” Pssst…Pssst…

Got him! Right underneath his left eye! Yahoo!

:: scrambles away, nearly tripping over the bushes ::

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evil grin

Hair in a French braid, black high necked swimsuit, black shorts, armed with two huge super soakers, the water ninja jumps from her hiding place to protect Persephone and ultress, spraying aha mercilessly before dashing away to teh roof, ala Crouching tiger, Hiddne Dragon

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eunoia pushes Medea’s Child into the pool, then disappears instantly.

8

hair up in a pony tail, wearing dark blue hawaiian print board shorts and bikini top Kitty helps Medea out of the pool then fades into the bushes, hiding, waiting…

Kitty

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Medea’s Child:

Help! I have been sprayed by a crouching tiger…

[sub] or a hidden dragon I’m not sure which.[/sub]

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:: wipes water from beak, slicks back “comb” ::

“Now, whut, ah say WHUT was that all about?”

:: walks over to scout, who’s tripped over some bushes. ::

“Now, why’d you go and do a thing Ah say: Why’d you go and do a thing lahk that for, scout? You do realize, this means wah!”

:: picks up scout, brushes her off and says ::

“Look at me when ah’m talking to you gal!”

<looks at camera> “Nice gal, but she’s got the attention-span of an overripe grapefruit. But she’s a peach. Hey! Peach! Grapefruit! Ah made a funny!”

<looks back at scout >
“Sorry 'bout this, scout, but you left me no alternative”

:: pulls a firehose out of where ever toons get their props and sprays scout, who flies back about 60 feet and lands, unharmed, in a haystack. ::

“That, AH SAY, THAT oughta larn 'er!”

Fenris Leghorn

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:: gleeful clapping ::

Yay! I love a good waterfight!! Ooh, this hay is a little itchy…
:: lowers head, bats eyelashes ::

Thank you, Fenris.

:: bats eyelashes ::

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giggles at the interaction between scout and Fenris thenhushes herself, still lying in wait for just the right moment to pounce

Kitty

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These aren’t breasts…they’re water balloons!!!

:::Persephone reaches under her shirt, yanks out a water balloon, and…:::

BAM!

…pegs aha square in the forehead!

Woohoooooooo!