Hopefully I’m not overstepping any bounds, but here is the review I wrote for another message board I go to:
Lou’s Reviews: MTV’s new Spider-Man cartoon
Did anyone else remember this was on? I watched and taped the first TWO episodes of the CGI-animated Spidey show. And to borrow a cliche, this is not your father’s Spider-Man. This is MTV’s.
The continuity is definitely post-movie, with Peter and Harry as college roommates, and Harry still dating Mary Jane. Harry is in the most obnoxious frat on campus, and occasionally he will stop to say “I sure hate that Spider-Man, since he killed my father!” to no one in particular, even if he’s waiting in line for the keg. Peter is shown as a conscientious student who stays home to study instead of going to parties, but he isn’t at all the awkward bookworm of the movie.
In the first episode, dorky college freshman Max Dillon is humiliated at a frat party when he shows up, earnestly wanting to join, and the brothers attack him with a barrage of paintball guns. This scene was a total ripoff of the Carrie climax, but it made me wince because a friend’s brother was shot in the eye with a paintball gun during an actual “drive-by” attack in Miami in the early '90s. Anyway, Dillon ran out in tears, and proceeded to be electrocuted by a sign and struck by lightning, turning him into Electro.
Now, this is not the comic-book Electro, the green-and-yellow loser with one of the lamest masks of all time. You know it, the mask with the lightning bolts irradiating from it in different directions, like how a five-year-old draws the sun. The '90s Spidey animated series did Electro one worse, by making him the grandson and secret weapon of the Red Skull. Great, not only does he look like a dork, but he’s also a brainwashed Nazi tool! This new Electro doesn’t have a costume, but someone on a message board already described him as “Dr. Manhattan on crack.” Anyway, he shows up, completely fries the asshole frat boy who terrorized him the most, and starts hurling electricity at everyone else. Spidey shows up and they fight. Guess who gets blamed in the end?
In the second episode, an eccentric movie producer (who also happens to collect strange and endangered species of animals) hires an Asian female assassin, Shikata, to hunt down Spider-Man alive for him, to join his caged menagerie. She spouts off constantly about honor, and how it is her destiny to fight Spider-Man to the death–nah, not a stereotype at all! Anyway, they end up having to team up against the rich guy’s hired goons, then she cuts his head off off-camera, and has HER hired goons kidnap Mary Jane to force Spidey to fight her. And they do.
The animation is interesting–it is CGI, but looks “flatter” than usual. The style is unique, but looks “trendy” enough to seem to fit on MTV. I don’t play many video games, but it reminded me of the “cut scenes” that are so popular with gamers today. The best thing they did was the way they actually animated Spidey’s movements–fantastic. He actually moves like a spider–very quick, almost inhuman, sorta creepy. They nailed it much better than the movie’s CGI did.
The thing that surprised me the most is that people were killed, although blood was kept to a minimum. I guess this is what a 10 PM time slot on MTV can do for you. I honestly enjoyed it, even though everyone speaks in sound bites instead of dialogue. Brian Michael Bendis’ name appears prominently at the beginning a few times, and I hope he’s making big bucks for his contributions. Unfortunately, I hardly heard any hype at all on MTV about this show, and don’t remember seeing any promo TV spots or Internet buzz until the night it was on. It would be nice if this cartoon continues a bit longer, to give us a Spidey fix before the second movie next summer. I recommend checking it out if you’re curious.
Next week, Mary Jane suggests a threesome between Harry and Spider-Man, and Peter feels left out! Harry is working in a lab and it blows up, causing him to lose all his hair! He blames Spider-Man for his hair loss, plus everything else! And at one point, Peter says “Bling bling”! Make mine MTV!