Who gets the most pleasure, the man or the woman?

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Hi Irishman. I messed up the post and I couldn’t fix it after I sent it. I meant that I said, "penie, because I “didn’t” want to use the real word (penis). :o

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Thanks for the clarification.

Pssst, hey everyone, there’s an object lesson in there for you. Notice how I didn’t lash out and call him an imbecile and berate him up one side and down the other and declare him an inbred mindless sea slug.* I just asked for clarification. See how easy that was? :wink:

(Being a good poster, of course I’d have put that in a thread in the BBQ Pit. :wink: )

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Hmmm thinks I’d better find out what the
BBQ pit is.

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The BBQ Pit

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/forumdisplay.php?forumid=5

It’s the place for all the nasty insults, rants against the world, and discussion of the board administration. Enjoy. Or run screaming. :wink:

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By the way, the rule for language on the boards is relevance. In a discussion on the relative pleasures of sex, the word “penis” (plural “penes”, since you were wondering ;)) is certainly relevant, so there’s no problem.

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Chronos, what is allowed on this board is very confusing to me. I went to the BBQ Pit and all those cuss words are their and in some of the titles too.

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Yes, the purpose of the BBQ Pit is flaming, and pretty much any unpleasent word is relevant in a flame. Standard disclaimer, though: If you post in the Pit, you’re very likely to get flamed yourself. Par for the course. If you don’t like such language, then you’d be well-advised to avoid the place.

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Hrm… I guess the real question is, if you stick a penie in your ear when it itches (the ear, silly!) and scratch, which feels better. I dare say I wouldn’t know…

Tenebras

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Tenebras, if you can get your penis in your ear, there is something seriously wrong. :wink:

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or something has gone INCREDIBLY right :slight_smile:

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That’s an awfully big ear, owlstretchingtime. But what should I expect from a person with “stretch” in their name? :wink:

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Q: How do you get your penis in your ear?

A: Stand on a chair.

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Um… what the hell?

Tenebras

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I think that’s how you get it in someone else’s ear, but maybe not…

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Ow! My virgin ears!

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ROFL!!:smiley: Thanks a lot, FireUnderPantsBoobs, for giving me one more phrase that I won’t be able to hear with a straight face.