Whatever you do, never turn your back on Giraffe. He’ll shiv you in a hearbeat.
It’s that prehensile tongue. Can’t trust anyone with a prehensile tongue.
Better a prehensile tongue than a prehensile re—naah, I can’t say it.
You don’t have to worry about me, tho. 'Cause I’m nice, dammit.
Be warned that I may flirt excessively with you (hey, what’s a goddess of love to do?).
Also, look out for Qadgop the Mercotan, Sampiro, and Hal Briston–they are wise, witty, and tell one frell of a story.
Cecil Adams himself shows up, but only occasionally…
Welcome MOUNE,
I have been a member since last Dec, and have had next to zero reasons to need to “watch out” for people here. Do be careful with the goat however, it is getting a little old, and I had to pay extra, as one of the ear tags came off in my hand (For obvious reasons)…
regards
FML
You bastard! You swore. Swore you’d never say anything. I trusted you! I kept your secrets. Did I even hint to anyone about that time with you in the desert and that camel your heatstroke made you think was a wet bar? No, I did not. I kept that from everyone. Even the camel – who, by the way, keeps asking me for your number.
I feel so betrayed.
If Sampiro ever publishes his book, buy it.
And Cartooniverse and Eva Luna can tell great stories as well.
me. watch out for me. I’ve been rather clumsy of late and might be laying on the ground having just fallen
(nah - I’m doing very well actually - I just kinda wanted to be the one someone had to watch out for)
I should certainly hope you bring your own penis!
Oh, wait. That was “pens.” Never mind.
Hey, you brought it up. I wasn’t going to tell anyone else about the granny-banging.
And, honesty, MCUNE, were you raise by wolves??? “WHOM should I look out for?”! Or perhaps, “For whom should I look out?” No, wait. “Out for whom should I look?” Never mind.
Where’s the squid? I need the squid.
Er, that wasn’t meant for calamari?! :eek:
[SUB]Ooops…[/SUB]
I’m the quiet one, apparently you are always supposed to watch out for them.
If you really can log on at work (without repercussions)—I wish I had a job like that. ----then why not? I usually wait until a project’s done or I’m at home and I want to avoid a really bad telenovela.
You have to chose:
- Are you here simply to waste time and avoid work?
- Do you sincerely wish to engage polemics, and wish to argue about issues that are important in the world and the U.S.? In this way, you can get your posts in the tens of thousands. Usually you do this by repeating yourself, and someone else repeats him/her self for post after post.
When you see a thread that has has 2 or more pages, you can be sure that whatever you had to say has already been said.
But if you have the time, why not check it out?
Watch out for Anaamika - last time they had an initiation, she was running around pushing people in Mariah’s tank!
Watch out for pens. Pens ensue.
Oh, wait. That was “penis”…
Just don’t do searches on the following topics…
-“zit”
-“jelly blue ice”
-“poop”
I know there are others, but my brain seems to be blocking the images so that I can’t remember them right now. I’m sure they’ll soon wake me, sweating and screaming, from a sound sleep.
You can’t search for “zit”, it’s only 3-letters long.
Search for “pimple” instead.
Or “sebaceous”.