He’s like Dieter from Saturday Night Live, only without the accent. Dressed in black shirt and tight black leggings. And any moment he might start dancing unexpectedly.
katiekildare nailed it for me…Andy Bell from Erasure. The bar played the video for “Chains of Love” on Friday night and at first I honestly thought “That’s Esprix!”
As for gobear…Puddy from Seinfeld, in looks, anyway. I don’t want to insult your intelligence, gobear! 
As for me, I look like Wayne Knight’s Star-Trek-mirror-dimension counterpart…
jayjay
Another vote for Scott Thompson. That’s how I’ve always seen him.
I’ve actually met him in person, along with a handful of other Dopers in Los Angeles.
I’ve leave out actual physical descriptions since his picture is right up on the People Pages…
When I think of the way he carries himself on the boards and in person, I think of Lemina Ausa, a video-game character in the game ‘Lunar 2’ for PSX. Kind and soft-spoken in general demeanor, but by no means in an awkward way. Willing and unafraid to talk and socialize amongst people over topics that strike a certain passion in him.
He’s also kinda cute.
I think of him as someone who would have a constant annoyed frown at how I mispronounce his username.
I used to have a roommate (who was also gay and outspoken) who had that ‘bus driver face’ so I guess I’m thinking of him.
Why, to the casual observer, he’s almost exactly the opposite of me.
Of course, that’s only on the outside. 
I’ve always pictured him as a well-dressed, civilized Gaul - the one that Asterix and Obelix would send as an emissary to deal with the Romans.
Can’t… breathe… laughing… too hard…
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA [sub]<breathe>[/sub] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I am righteously and thoroughly amused.
Individual responses when I can breathe again.
Esprix
I always picture Conan O’Brien in a thong.
Actually, before I saw his photo, I had pictured him as Andy Dick.
sorry Esprix…
pl: Actually, i hadn’t even thought of the “out” word there.
Glad you enjoyed yourself:)
Oh My God. Conan in a thong?ewwwwwwww
I’ll have you know I was once favorably compared to Christopher Atkins.
Esprix
Go West…life is peaceful there,
Go West, out in the open air
Go West…we will find a place…
Go West…where there’s so much space…
My Esprix is the bastard lovechild of Jack from Will & Grace and Buddy Cole from Kids in the Hall.
Just Jack, holding a blankie and sucking his thumb. Who has lighting and a super sense of color.
Either that or my friend Ian, who approached an Abercrombie and Fitch salesman with a baby-t that read “prep” in glitter and asked “Hi. Do you have this in fat girl size so I can wear it?” And begins answering machine messages to me with “Brooke, you sexy ho, you!”
dammit. Tract lighting. Feh.