Why your address is Wrigley Field:
Easy! That’s the address that Elwood had on his driver’s license in The Blue Brothers.
We have a winner! Although you’ll have to share the bonus points with masonite. And maybe some with furt, too, because it looks like he might have been thinking that. Unfortunately, I am not Ryne Sandberg (except once for Halloween).
If you want more of a prize than shared bonus points, it might be possible for me to pass on the one prize that I won on the 'dope, which I have not yet claimed.
And it is 1060. To quote from the movie:
I do not speak German.
Woohoo! Thanks!
A magical happy place
Well, Francesca has (had?) “Behind you!” as her location. I think it’s the exclamation point that cracks me up.
My favorite poster/location combo is rocking chair whose location is “on the porch.”
Tanelorn existed at one time, but I lost it. I fear I will never make it back. Well, I had a good year, but it’s all over now forever. Even worse than a firefly briefly lighting in the night sky.
The Chateau of the Dandelions is a place, as well as a state of mind. 
So’s Brooklyn.
I wish I could put this thing down.
I love my family, the Munsters!
I’m surprised nobody has “Location: yes”. I know I’m not the only smartass on the boards.
– Dragonblink, who’s been known to fill out the fronts of test books with things like “Date: Sam” and “Section: Non-smoking”
But yours doesn’t say “Location: yes” …
And where’s OC? 
I really liked the florida one… Havn’t seen it in a while, though.
I like Tupug Anachi’s: Bluehairia. If only I’d thought of it first.
Hamadryad has already been mentioned.
And Anthracite has had some really funny ones.
Revtim is the one with “America’s Wang” (Florida) which I have heard on The Simpsons too.
And I saw a “Location: Yes” just the other day, though I can’t remember who had it.
Not to be all uncool and boring and literal or anything, but I appreciate it when people use their real actual location. In some discussions, it can be helpful to know where a person’s coming from, y’know: what country they’re from, or what part of the country, or how big a city they live in.
Well my joke is that Ohio doesn’t have a sea. Hasn’t for a long, long time. (indicating I am older than dirt)
Hopefully some one will come along and tell me how long it has been since this area was the bottom of the ocean. I know it had to have been at one time cause I have a picture of me taken about 200 mile from here sitting on a huge petrified clam shell sticking out of a mountain.
Yeah, Thudlow, we should use our real names too. None of this humour silliness. 
I agree. And could you furnish us with a recent picture showing a clear shot of your face along with the addresses of your home and work? Oooh and phone numbers- both home and cell. And if it’s not too much trouble please include SS# and credit card numbers.
That oughta do it.