So he could eat you too ?
No! No! No! “Coldie is a fair dinkum bloke” is REALLY bad “Strine”. It should be “Coldie. Fair dinkum.” Have I got that right, 'Strines?
Well, what do I know? I picked up my Australian from watching Skippy when I was a kid.
Speaking of which, Coldie once rescued Skippy.
And Lassie, Flipper, and Gentle Ben, as well.
I picked up my Strine from beer commercials… 
Also rescued Little Timmy from a well.
Twice.
Don’t Strine yourself, just let it flow.
Coldfire never goes to Crown Heights anymore. I asked him why, and he showed me a picture of Rabbi Schneerson eating a pork-and-lobster sandwich with cheez whiz and mayo. And he was ecstatic.
The newspaper in the picture was dated December 24, 2004.
But you know him: Anything to show off a self-portrait.
Letting it flow is generally what happens when you drink lots of Australian beer (or anyone else’s, for that matter).
Where Coldfire pisses, grass does not grow.
Coldfire actually invented fire. That’s why they named it after him.
Third time, he let the incautious little bastard drown.
No kidding. They gave him so much grief over that publicity photo that he up and moved to Monroe.