We had this conversation at work a few years ago. When my name came up, three people simultaneously said “Bill Murray.” There wasn’t even a discussion. Was kind of hoping for Brad Pit. I can live with Bill.
Since we’re not restricted to living actors, I’m going with the late Roy Scheider.
I’d love for someone who is my complete opposite to play me - say, a Polynesian female with tribal tattoos.
Genre: daytime soap opera
Dude! We should have one movie about both of us, and Kevin Smith can play both roles at the same time! Kind of like a tubby Jean Claude van Damme.
A stage actor would have to play me, because it’s an ordeal to get even a still photo to look remotely normal, and video is right out of the question.
Though, when my hair was super-short and orange a couple years ago, I think I kinda looked like Lucille Ball…Her depracating sense of humour would certainly serve to punctuate my clumsy life, hehe.
The real-life me? John Wilkes Booth would be good.
Judy Greer. Only a couple of years older than me, same coloring, judging by Archer she also has an odd sense of humor…perfect 
I’m going to go with Marlo Thomas, although I’ve been told I resemble Sarah Palin when my hair is up.
I’m played by Philip Seymour Hoffman. We’re almost the same age and look a lot alike.
The film is directed by David Lynch in his L.A. surreal mode. Lots of ominous shots of palm trees silhouetted against perfect blue skies. I spend a lot of time in coffee shops typing on my laptop and muttering to myself.
Stephen Root. If he’d take a role in “The Most Boring Movie Ever. We’re Serious; Go Watch Some Paint Dry.”
I thought that Andy Warhol made the most boring movies ever. He filmed some dude sleeping for hours and then showed it as a movie, for christsakes.