Howard Beale
Henry Rollins.
Mojo Nixon (who already hosts a political show on XM Sirius called Lyin’ Cocksuckers, which is highly recommended).
Well, SOMEONE should give these guys a show.
Ideally, it would be someone from the left of center, to give at least a bit of credence to the whole “Fair and Balanced” motto.
In reality, I suspect we’ll see a slightly toned down version of Beck make his/her debut.
Charlie Sheen
I always thought a good idea for a news-debate show would be to have a couple people from different factions of the same party debate instead of the much more common “one guy from the left, one guy from the right” format that pretty much always devolves into a bunch of yelling and “is to, is not” back and forth. Members of the same party are more likely to accept at least some of the same priors and be less obsessed with tearing eachother down, so hopefully some actual substance might come out of it.
So Beck should be replaced with a Cross-fire type show with a moderate Rockafellar Republican, a paleoconservative, a Christian Conservative and a Libertarian.
Victoria Jackson
A giant pair of butt cheeks dressed in a clown suit.
Like I said, Victoria Jackson.
Santorum?
Let’s just hope it’s not that goofball judge from the Anna Nicole Smith mess.
Maybe time for a Laurie Dhue comeback if she’s still sober?
John Waters or Matt Taibbi.
No, no. He’s leaving. We’re looking for his replacement.
Morbo
Bristol Palin and child.
Gallagher.
My first thought was Donald Trump (with whom I agree with Cosby- “Run or shut up!”
The son, though. The father’s too divisive. He could call it The Saif Word.
Winning!
Well, definitely. If you don’t got Mojo Nixon, then your channel could use some fixin’.
The All New Animated Newt and Fred Phelps Adventure Hour
That witch from Delaware.
You know they could save a lot of money if they just turned off the cameras and stopped broadcasting for an hour. You know sometimes the smart money thinks a little outside the box.