Who the fuck do you think you are, Jubei2k?

Why sure, li’l buddy; I’d be glad to paraphrase Diane’s remarks for ya. You seem kinda thick, though, so I don’t know if you’ll get it, but here goes:

Diane quoted your comment from the OP (that’s “original post”) regarding the fact that jubei2k had never corresponded with you and should stop “codenscending” [sic] to you “like that.” Diane pointed out that your petulant little tirade, including speculation the jubei2k would probably follow up with some sort of immature one-upsmanship, was in itself unwarranted condescension (please note the spelling for future reference), as it assumed attitudes or behavior on the part of someone you’ve never met or exchanged comments with.

Since Diane used your own words to puncture your little baloon, that’s what she meant by “C&P” (it means "cut and paste).

Now, is there anything else you don’t understand about the situation? I’d be glad to explain any aspect of this to you in simple language.

Um…you misspelled “balloon,” there, Xenodork. And “condescend” means to “assume an air of superiority,” not to “assume future actions from a person.” Now, is there anything else you don’t understand about the situation? I’d be glad to explain any aspect of this to you in simple language.

As for you, Jube, I think that…oh, wait…I don’t care about you anymore. “Imaginary girlfriend,” huh? You wish, fuckwad.

I never told jubei to flame you. In fact, jubei hadn’t even insulted you at that point. What’s more, I was making what most people call a joke about the fact that he didn’t flame you. Get your facts straight.

Insults aren’t wrong, when used in the right place. For instance, you don’t insult someone who’s trying to give you some advice. You don’t insult someone who’s asking for your help.

However, when someone asks you for help, and then insults you for trying to help him, you are entirely justified if you insult him right back.

And it would take someone a hell of a lot better than you to give my big fucking mouth some pause.

::holding back laughter::

And with this, jubei2k takes a big step up in my book of respected posters.

Yeah, I know, I know – That and a quarter will get you a blowjob in Tiajuana.

I see I’ll have to make my explanations even simpler for you. <sigh> However, if you don’t yet understand how all that pissy boohooing about how you’ve so much more cause for bitterness than any of the rest of us is condescension, then you’re probably too unintelligent to waste further effort on.

The reason jubei2k called your rant “angst-filled schoolboy crap” is because IT WAS angst-filled schoolboy crap. Grow the fuck up and then come talk to me about existence, you petulant fucking zygote.

BTW… “Xenodork”!!! Is that the best you can do? Well, now I know why you’re editing rather than writing.

See that DB? THAT was a flame!

By the way, bravo Xeno!

Whatever you say, but I’m not the loser that started a whole friggin’ thread devoted to you. You started this shit, so don’t punk out now just because your ass is getting reamed. Goat-blower.

jubei smacks DB on the mouth, Bugs Bunny-style

MMMMMMMMMMMMMWWWWAAAAAAA!

Gee, DB, sorry about that. Must have missed the posts where you weren’t bitching about the answers you got.

As for whether or not this thread has anything to do with me… hmmm, by that logic we can all safely say that unless a thread has our names in the title, or calls for a specific group of people to answer a question, no thread has anything to do with any of us. Kinda defeats the whole purpose of an open-access message board, doesn’t it?

You posted your initial rant in the Pit. Most of the answers you got were pretty on target and quite helpful, I thought, though I didn’t see much of an acknowledgment of that from you. The flame(s?) you got was positively tame in comparison to 95% of the shit I’ve seen here. If you expect everyone here to validate your opinions and/or belief systems, you’re in trouble. If you put something up, I absolutely guarantee that someone on this MB will not like it, will not agree with it, and will not hesitate to tell you so. Grow a thicker skin or you’ll never survive.

MMMmmm…sweet, jube.
And, jube, he’s a felcher, not a blower.

DB, step up the cardiac meds, you don’t wanna explode a graft or a valve, do ya?

OMG, you just get more stupid by the second, doncha?

Here’s a news flash for ya, Braniac - We ALL understand the meaning of condescension, but it appears that the only person here who doesn’t understand the reason behind my cut and paste is you.

Me thinks that maybe you should forget about the meaning of life for a while and concentrate on why you aren’t grasping something as simple as this in spite of our efforts to explain it to you slowly.

Go Jubei, and you too Freakboy and Diane and Xeno…:smiley:

See what I miss out on when I’m gone for a weekend?

DB, seriously, stop cryin and take your hits like a man. Get a fucking helmet dude.

-Sam