How far would YOU go? You can quit at any point you like.
$100 - Lick a brand new rawhide bone for five seconds
$200 - Stick your arm (up to your elbow) in a giant tub full of slithering worms for ten seconds
$500 - Allow Mike Tyson to punch you once, in the chest, with a boxing glove on
$1000 - Get your genitals pierced
$2000 - Allow a monkey to throw monkey shit at you
$5000 - Drink two ounces of your own urine
$10,000 - Get the word “dipshit” permanently tattooed on your forehead
$25,000 - Stick your head up an elephant’s ass
$50,000 - Eat a six inch long turd
$100,000 - Allow yourself to be held under water until you pass out
$250,000 - Masterbate to orgasm in a hot tub while your parents, who are naked, watch
$500,000 - Survive 120 seconds of tha “rat torture,” as described in George Orwell’s 1984.
and…for ONE MILLION DOLLARS!
Have a threesome with Madeline Albright and Janet Reno
Hmmm…do we have to do all those things? Cause I would sure as hell rather have sex with those two women (it’s sex–I’ll do it) than several of those things on the list!
If not, then I guess after tremendous willpower and extreme gree, I would only have $2000.
Coldy, dont be so shy!! we all know you’d love to have a piece of metal shot through your balls. you could attach your keys to it, that way you would always know where your keys and your balls are!!
ah… “the Word”… best moment on television was Mark LeMarr punching Terry Christian…
I’m stuck at $500 too UNLESS it is some kind of piercing that only goes through my foreskin and not the typical male genitalia piercing, in that case I’d get up to $5000, though there are things higher on the list I’d do for the money offered.
Hrm, ultimately I probably wouldn’t get past the genital piercing. Ick. I would drink 2 ounces of urine for 5 grand though. After that I’m pretty much out, except for the hot tub one (Deal with it, Mom and Dad, this is for money.) and the Reno/Albright one. Damn, you don’t want to know what kind of things I’d do with them if I was getting a million bucks.
I’m out afetr $500. I’m not getting pierced there. Most of the others, considering the payoff, are doable. I wouldn’t do the tat for that, though, and I’m unfamiliar with the rat torture. For a mill, I’d do Albright and Reno if front of my parents. I’d also have to buy the biggest bottle of mouthwash the warehouse club carries (that the 55 gallon drum).
I would be done at $5,000 unless I was allowed to get “dipshit” tattooed on my ass. $10,000 just isn’t enough to have that permanetly engraved on my forehead!
I wouldn’t do anything past the $10,000 mark though. Especially the $250,000 challenge! There’s not enough money in the world that would make me want to see my parents naked. :eek: That’s just sick! I wouldn’t have a problem masturbating in front of them if they were fully clothed but just the sight of them naked would make me unable to achieve orgasam!
but.