You find in the pile:
Dragon fewmets of slickness
+3 spatula of crepe-turning
A Klaus Nomi Cassette of Confusion
Parachute Pants of Sinking
A Yarmulke of Strength
250 chrome pieces
15 pistachio pieces
35 formica pieces
a WAND of Nagamar
a WANG
I’ll share with YOU.
Me too! Let me!
:: rolls & jumps, springboarding off a wall in the process, circling the treasure, and finally dives into the center of it ::
~transforms into a cat, mysteriously taking all of her equipment with her~
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
~dives in~
I wonder what’s at the bottom?
As you all do backstoke laps through the pile of treasure, Filip Fingers the thief opens the small door, which is still all hopped up on powder and ready to party. Beyond the doorway is a small chamber light by torchlight. He heads into it.
~MoonCat swears several MPSIMS-inappropiate words~
Stupid thieves.
~wriggles out of the pile, dragging a mysterious item in her teeth, changes form, and follows~
Hey, wait, FlipFinger!
:: grabs a bunch of random stuff and pockets it ::
:: runs after Flippy ::
Scott, who read Grimtooth book detailing many kind of traps, takes a few jewels and valuables from around the edges, by pushing them towards himself with the blade of his sword, but avoids jumping in and wading around
Ah, thank you.
A spatula! Awesome!
But…whose WANG is this?
:: on the way past to the door, kicks ScottPlaid into the treasure ::
Have some fun for once!
Divide the loot above as you all see fit. IN addition to the already-mentioned items, there is a Sword +5 Against Everything Except Squidzilla, and 155 teflon pieces.
Yeah! Hel- er, heck, we’re not dead!
[sub]<ooc>Sorry 'bout all the cursing. In real life I curse like a pirate with two peglegs and a flaming stick up his butt (around people I know) and it’s kind of hard to put aside.</ooc>[/sub]
I call the teflon!
Scott Plaid sprawls headfirst into the pile, and winds up with a handpuppet of Frank Herbert in hisw mouth. Ech!
:: searching through pockets ::
What are these…FEWMETS? eewww! :: drops them ::
:: heads up the hall after the thief ::
Gah! A tentacle! It’s got me! Remember me for the ages!
::Thrashes around for a bit.::
No wait. IT’s just a jewels covered belt. I take it, as well as a few teflon pieces, and as musch gold as I can take, but still run with. (The opening to the Nth dimension isn’t very wide, just wide enought to put the sword back into, so I put nothing into my wallet, save for coins.)Someone else can use the sword, I prefer the one I plan to use against Deathmachine.
I don’t here any dead bodies falling to the ground, so I get up and head through the door.
Can the Nomi tape have any effect on “Lightning strikes”? Also, does it have the Nomi Song? I love that kind thing.
~puts fewmets in her bag~
Could be useful.
<OOC>capybara - still waiting for a description of what I pulled out of the pile in cat form<ooc>
Brand Ech? I loved that comic! I walk back into the rom, and take it, and the puppet. I then walk back to the room I was just in.
Oh, your cat form pulled out an, em, waffle-iron of zombification.
In the smaller room, there are, in opposite corners, a large box (shaped like a parenthesis, for some reason) and a large chest (Shaped much like the box). The theif stands in front of the box, considering it. He begins to check for traps.
:: while the thief (who is this guy, anyway?) checks for traps, follows, unlocking ::
Wonder what’s in the first box? :: opens the box ::