It ain’t me, but I’d bet someone here does. So, whaddaya say? Just for the sheer hell of it why don’t y’all toss your pocket change in the mail c/o UncleBeer and I’ll see she gets it.
[ul]:rolleyes: [sup]I would love to but my pocket has a hole in it.[/sup][/ul]
Sounds like someone is trying to scrape up money for a 6 of Newcastle Brown Ale.
I’d love to contribute…unfortunately, all my spare cash is tied up in G-strings.
Why? Lets all send ME a hundred bucks!
Well, to steal a line from jar, colour me slow. Was there a thread I missed that would give a clue as to why Cranky needs $100? Or is this really and truly a random idea?
Did I say $100? I meant $1000!
Cerowyn, Mr Cynical said in another thread that (paraphrasing here) there was “No thread that hadn’t been done before.”
I said I was still waiting to see one where people were recruited to send me $100.
So a moderator had to go make a liar out of me.
Of course, if he makes me a RICH liar, all is forgiven.
I’m not suggesting or implying anything illegal or immoral, but what could a reasonable man expect from CrankyAsAnOldMan for his C-note?
Step right up for your U of M diploma!
I think I need the $100 more than Cranky does.
At the very least, I’m sure I would enjoy it more. 
I don’t have $100, Crankster, but you’re welcome to whatever leftover food is still sitting in my apartment right now.
Never mind Cranky and her $100 or $1000; who wants to send me a brand new computer system with all the trimmings? 
Just kidding… this old, slow one does me just fine sometimes.
Cranky, I don’t suppose you’d be interested in $100 Canadian, but you’re more than welcome to have a bunch of books I don’t read anymore; how’s that for a deal? 
Do you take credit cards UB?