Chuck Norris, or Vin Diesel?
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Chuck Norris, or Vin Diesel?
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In what? Chess? Tiddly Winks? Closest to the Pin? Hot Dog eating? 100 yard dash? staring contest? Bad acting? horse? staring contest? Ultimate Fighting? Bowling? Pool trick shot competition? Beer Pong? Dunk contest? Race around the world? Survivor? Long division? Curling? Punt Pass & Kick? Scrabble? Mornington Crescent? Drag Race? Tour de France? Home Run hitting? Spelling Bee? Magic the Gathering? Thumb Wrestling? Rock Paper Scissors? Moto-cross? Slug Bug? Hangman? Hopscotch? Donkey Kong? Fantasy Football? Shootout? Marathon?
Chuck Norris.
In all of them.
except Magic the Gathering. Chuck Norris is no nerd.
Well in that case he still wind by default, because Vin Diesel is already dead from a roundhouse kick to the face.
I bet Vin Diesel would win at break-dancing.