There is really only one person who I would like to beat until they weren’t breathing anymore and I can’t really mention their name so here is their nickname…Billygoat. The funny thing is that I’m not a violent person…ah well.
Gary Coleman or Emanual Lewis. Or that guy that plays Goat Boy on SNL.
I’m a pretty small guy.
We’re all here, because we’re not all there!
Besides Rousseau, I’d love to fight Montesqieu or Voltaire.
Coldfire
“You know how complex women are”
- Neil Peart, Rush (1993)
I would like to see Rousseau fight the Marquis de Sade over whether Good or Evil dominates human nature.
In a pit fulla whipped cream.
Jerry Springer
Bob Saget
Guy who plays Urkel from Family Matters
Guy who plays Screech from Saved by the Bell
The kid who played Jamie on Small Wonder
I hate bad television
“My guitar is my first wife. It doesn’t scream at me. It screams for me.” SRV
Wait a minute. He really meant the Hansons? The kids? Wimp.
I want the Hanson Brothers. The ones from Slap Shot.
Livin’ on Tums, Vitamin E and Rogaine
Hey, who among us has not heard that cursed Mmm-Bop song and experienced the overwhelming urge to beat the tar out of the person/people responsible? And hey, I’m only 17, so they’re not that much younger than me. But, in retrospect, it probably would be a pretty pansy thing to do, so I’d move on to:
- Jeff Foxworthy
- Jonathan Brandis (is he still alive?)
- the peopple on this list who have threatened me, starting with Coldfire and then using his severed limbs to bludgeon omniscientnot.
The IQ of a group is equal to the IQ of the dumbest member divided by the number of people in the group.
Hey! I SAID you were off the hook. I have a few nuns to take care of. BTW, if you want to bludgeon me, better act quickly, for soon I will no longer be (see thread on my demise).
Uh, how BIG are you, anyway? (Just out of curiosity)
Oh, great. Another sex thread.
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Repeat after me…
Martha Stewart!
Martha Stewart!
Martha Stewart!
I personally would rather be a fight promoter. I’d grow really tall hair, and set up themed fights:
Jet Lee vs. Tommy Lee
Steve Forbes vs. Donald Trump
Strom Thurmond vs. Jesse Helms
Jesse Jackson vs. Jesse Helms
Jesse Ventura vs. Jesse Jackson, Jesse Helms, and Jessica Tandy
Benjamin Netanyahu vs. Osama bin-Laden
Pardons for all spelling errors.
Nothing I write about any person or group should be applied to a larger group.
- Boris Badenov
Oh great. I make a nice, eloquent, historically correct joke and now all of a sudden I’m threatening someone.
I guess Rousseau is still PO’d about the fact that I told him to lighten up about the naked Disney pictures…
Coldfire
“You know how complex women are”
- Neil Peart, Rush (1993)
Well, although it’s off topic, and my answer isn’t that impressive, I will tell you that I stand about 5’10", 125. Which probably makes me a little larger than the biggest Hanson (the one who plays guitar-I’m not sure of his exact size). But bench 150, for what it’s worth.
The IQ of a group is equal to the IQ of the dumbest member divided by the number of people in the group.
The Snuggles Teddy Bear.
J’ai assez vécu pour voir que différence engendre haine.
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