Well, I know for a fact I can take on my boyfriend and win… although on further reflection, it’s possible he just doesn’t put up much of a fight when being tackled by a teenage girl.
Let’s see… I always thought the pink power ranger was kind of a wimp. I’d put hard money on my ability take her down.
I’m not much of a fighter, so it would have to be someone meek, also not willing to put up a fight and whom I could beat simply with stern looks and slashing commentary.
I could beat Darth Vader.
I would give him a hard time about how he cried over his mom and cried to his girlfriend.
I’d call him Annie.
I’d piss him off so bad then when he was so mad he couldn’t see straight I would press all of those buttons on his chest and screw up his breathing systems.
I suspect you may have a hard time getting in a even fight with every MTV reporter and their mother’s tripping over themselves to say, “Troy, Troy! Troy!..Um, why are you so great?”
I could pummel Lennie for awhile, as long as George doesn’t say “let 'em have it Lennie”.
I could also beat up Bill Dauterive and Dale Gribble at the same time.
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