[hi jack!]
Mr. Cynical, that’s too funny. I thought my class was the only one that did that, and we even made those chinese fortune teller things out of paper, where you stick your fingers in and count to a certain number with it, then when you open it, whatever girls/boys name was inside was the one who “liked” you.
:::hangs up laminated list beside the shrine in the hopes that one day he will meet the right woman…:::
:::sigh:::
miss the good old days.
[by jack!]
John, I’ll add you to my list. 
Thank you PB, at least one person cares about me, even if it’s number 5 in the list.
Medeas child; as she promised me “anything”
psycho kitten: after the “spelunking” thread. But she posts no more, and we miss her. Heeere kittie…
Thanks Daniel!
I’m too new to have developed much of an opinion. If I lamitate it now I know I’ll end up finding more wonderful people who soudl be there in the next ten minutes. Though I do have warm fuzzies for Danielinthewolvesden, Mr. Cynical, slythe, and iampunha.
The above list is by no means complete or permanent. While it does relect the opinions of the author at this time, said opinions are allowed to change at any moment with absolutely no warning whatsoever. (Ask my ex.)
I think I was engaged to you a while back. I want my CDs and lava lamp back!
Brunetter sez:
How you dooin?
sobs No one wants me… sobs some more
With honorable mentions to everyone on the “Busty Redheads” thread.
Pay attention, you made MrC’s first cut.
Okay, then I’ll rephrase.
sob No one but Mr. C wants me… sobs again
(Hey, I’m a flirt. What can I say…)
::adding voguevixen to list::
And quitcha cryin! I got 4th place, an honorable mention, and that’s IT. Can’t even get a reciprocation around here, sheesh.
I hereby resolve to erase you all, in favor of BratMan007.
Ptooi.
p.s. bratman, i was only kidding, please stop e-mailing me.
BratMan, I love the lava lamp, so I’m keeping it. I gave the CDs to my little sisters to experiment with the microwave. 
(BTW, do that. Zap a CD for about 10 sec or until you see the flash. It doesn’t hurt the microwave, that I have heard of, and it destroys the cd really prettily. The burnables are the best because they are blue. The process ends up with a cd that looks like it has frozen lightning in it. One of my friends made a mobile for her room out of them.)
**OH, FINE! I SEE HOW IT IS! I SPEND ALL THIS TIME, BEING THE GENTLEMAN, TREATING YOU LADIES WITH RESPECT, AND THIS IS WHAT I GET?!? NOT ONE DAMN MENTION ON YOUR FREAKIN’ LISTS!
NOTHING BUT "OH, SEALEMON, YOU’RE SUCH A GREAT LISTENER! YOU’RE SUCH A SWEETHEART! YOU’RE LIKE THE BROTHER I NEVER HAD! BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, FREAKIN’ BLAH!
WELL, SCREW YOU ALL! THIS IS WHAT I THINK OF YOUR STUPID, SMELLY, CRUSTY LAMINATED LISTS!**
< *Grabs all the lists out of everyone’s hands, crumples them up, throws them on the ground, stomps all over them, then heads out, slamming the door >
< Sticks head back into room > HMPH. LISTS ARE STUPID ANYWAY. DAMMIT!
< Slams door again. In fact, I slam it twice. >
Sealemon?
how bout an ice cream cone?
C’mon back! Its’ butter pecan…
mmmmmm… buter pecan ice cream…
Too many cyber boys, not enough time!
Every last one of you is equal on my list. You too, Mr. Cynical, you’re up there in the one spot with all the other SD cuties. You too sealemon.
Who was that cute lumberjack boy on the SD Men page? He’s up there too.
Goddamn it, Nacho4Sara this is EXACTLY what I was talking about when I started this thread:
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=28338
All you women care about is a guy’s looks! Just like all us men care about is the size of a woman’s bank account! Shallow people like you can bite my…
Err…what?
Oh.
Sorry. Don’t mind me. Guess I’ve had too much to drink.
DRY, I think you are ignoring the “How do you like your Barbie Dolls” thread. Go sober up.