(HIC)
I confess that I looked at the Barbie doll thread, and read, in particular, your, Sara’s, and my posts. I’ll admit that I don’t know what you are talking about.
I suppose I should add that my previous post was meant to be kidding. I’m not sure that came across.
P.S. IRL, I’ve never been drunk.
Oh, that’s how you treat me after all your empty promises? Just for that, I’m deleting all the nude pix you sent me.
Oh yeah? Well you better throw away the Clone Your Bone too, cause you can’t have me no more!
< Pokes head back into room >
So, think you can bribe with ice cream, and make everythiing better, huh?
Gimmie that!
< Takes a couple of licks >
Hmmph. What? You think some lousy ice cream is going to make me feel better?
< Takes another meditative lick >
Well, you’re right.
So…thanks.
BUT YOUR LISTS STILL STINK!
Hee hee … giggle … blush …um … giggle!
waves coyly at Mr. Cynical, and starts her list:
But, my list has grown to 16, with the addition of Nacho4Sara and Brunetter.
Well they don’t call you the SDMB male slut for nothin, now do they?
BTW, nice Tribianni accent.
Deepest apologies Dry, I didn’t mean to sound so harsh. I’m not a morning person by any stretch of the imagination, but I come here before I go to work just to keep up. please forgive me, I’ll make a mental note to wake up before posting next time. I really didn’t mean anything and I wasn’t trying to be obnoxious. (However well I succeeded.)
May I say I agina I’m sorry if I offended you.
You didn’t offend me…I just wasn’t sure what you were talking about (I’m still not sure, actually)
(Although, I gotta say, for one split second, I thought you were calling me a “v*gina” above…Until I realized you merely misspelled “again”. Seriously. Don’t hit me!)
I only had three on my list before, but now I’d like to add #4
Palmyra cuz in the Check-in For Female Newbies thread she came back for more. You gotta like that.
struuter came close to being #5, but it seems I’d have to fight off ChiefScott and SouthernStyle for her.
GUH-LORY!
What the hell do I have to do to end up on people’s “I’d screw you” list? I have an attractive personality and a semi-nude pic on my website? What more do you want?
In other news, the following people have made it to MY laminated list, based on how well I know them:
Sorry punha … due to several weird conversations we’ve had this week, I wasn’t sure you were comfortable being on my list … now I see the error of my ways!
::gets out list again::
I think that I actually want you all. At least, witha bottle of wine in my gut, I do.
Damnit, Brunetter, does this mean I’ll haev to share your attention? Damn damn damn!
Geez, I’d have to think long and hard about this list…I mean, you’re all so damned smart and sexy…(Mr. TroubleAgain doesn’t have to find out about my list, does he?)
iampunha - now I’m blushing…yer on my expanded list too, hon.
And I’m holding you to that promise when I lose all this weight!!! 
Brunetter said:
<Sorry punha … due to several weird conversations we’ve had this week, I wasn’t sure you were comfortable being on my list … now I see the error of my ways!"
It’s okay, this time, though I’ll be harsher with my punishment next time.
“2. Paddy No Shirt (er I mean iampunha)”
Well, since the file IS called paddynoshirt.jpg, I see no reason not to call me that 
Shall I start calling you image02.jpg now? ROTFL!
Falcon said:
“And I’m holding you to that promise when I lose all this weight!!! ;)”
I’m counting on it . . . gee, holding an attractive woman in my arms and having her at my mercy . . . what straight man wouldn’t look forward to that?[aside] Guys, you’re not supposed to answer that. I’m trying to get points ;)[/aside]
BTW, Falcon, I am training for said promise. Anyone who needs a bit of “encouragement” in a similar endeavour, ask Falcon what our little bargain is
iampunha: Paddy? Do people actually call you Paddy?
Boy do we have to discuss this…Paddy.
I have to add tiggeril and ssskuggiii to mine.
:: sigh ::