New favourite newbie?!!? I’ve never been anybody’s new favourite nothing before! <<insert winky faced smilie that Chief and Uncle Beer despise>>
And just for the sake of flirting a little bit (harmlessly) you know I didn’t really mean it when I said “in no particular order”… right? HA!
I really don’t like anyone here, so my list would be written on toilet paper. This is quite a hostile place for me.
Sorry about that, Chief.
I guess I didn’t have to picture aha blowing…blowdrying the hair…well, you get the idea…because since I don’t know what he looks like, I’ve tried to guess his appearance by the tenor of his posts. Hmm. If you had to come up with the tenor of aha’s posts, what’s a common theme.
Sucking up.
What sucks up?
I leave the rest as an exercise for the reader.
But it’s hard to imagine a leech holding a gun to a poor puppy dog’s head.
I mention “six people” in the above referenced post. (Scotti, you’re only NOW noticing it?) I list six ladies in my sig. You make the call.
Actually, I’d like to add a seventh, Medea’s Child (lessee if she notices quicker than Scotti did).
Why? Because she’s tall, blonde (!), 19 years old (!!), likes older men (!!!) and is a nymphomaniac (!!!)
OK. So I made one of those up.
Oh, I lose my objectivity around pretty ladies. You just haven’t met me in person. 
Of course, if you had, the “kind and loving heart” would probably be put to lie…
Well, as it is right now, my list is:
And, if I have her permission, I would like to add mega to my list. Your website is awesome!
I am NEVER around when I need to be
As for that Kama Sutra remark…I guess the mysteries of the East are nothing to be scoffed at. I am, indeed, impressed. Although I have tried to keep from making any lists, I must say…by the time this thing is done I think most of us will have a shorter list of those NOT on our laminated list.
Yea, ** loud mouthed mime! ** Not only are you my new favorite newbie, but you have my new favorite screen name. Bravo, my friend!
Oh my! Now I’m TWO lovely ladies’ new favorite newbie! AND somebody’s new favorite screen name! I am blushing! Things like that could really go to a fella’s head if he didn’t know how quickly such things can change around here! HA!
Thanks to you too Swimming Riddles… I won’t presume that I can call you “Swiddles” (which, btw, I think is a pretty adorable nickname) until I get specific permission from you.
Boy… what a way to start the morning… seeing something like this from Swimming Riddles…
Feel free to use the Swiddles name. I can’t take credit for it, if memory serves, that was the work of one UncleBeer. I think. Or Ike. Some smart, clever guy whose screen name starts with a U. Good to have you aboard!
sigh A cute accent that’s a novelty to most Americans and I’ve only made one list? (love you too pb)
Geez… what does a guy have to do? I’ll have to hang out in chat more perhaps. strokes damaged ego
No wait, it must be because of the damn troll. Yeah that’s it.
Really.
As for my list, there’s only one certain starter so far and no it’s not because she put me on hers - it’s because she’s great and a genuine person (and fun). I’m trying to play by the rules which only leaves me with four more and believe me there’s at least seven very desirable SDMB women deserving lamination in recognition of my interest. I’ll return to announce the finalists shortly.
Oh unrequited cyber-passion is so draining…
goboy wrote:
{BLUSHES FURIOUSLY} Oh, go on! :o
matt_mcl wrote:
Three peas in a pod? Three bean salad? Three licks to the center of a Tootsie Pop? 
Esprix
Well, this is the second “crush” list that I somehow haven’t made the cut to be listed on. Guess it’s true that no one really likes me …
… or ever IMs me …
… or ever e-mails me unless they want me to delete a thread.
Ah, crap, I give up.
snark
falcon
eutychus55…
I forget who, but they said:
"Actually, I’d like to add a seventh, Medea’s Child (lessee if she notices quicker than Scotti did).
Why? Because she’s tall, blonde (!), 19 years old (!!), likes older men (!!!) and is a nymphomaniac (!!!)"
She likes older men? DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN!!! Well, that hasn’t stopped her yet with me, at least, so I keep hoping.
BTW she is not a nympho. I would have found out as much already if she were.
Updated list (in order of the likelihood I have a chance with them):
BTW, I will add that I make this list not knowing many people on the SDMB who are A. female and B. not on this list.
Maybe by page five …
Paddy darling, I told you it was odd that I felt I couldn’t discuss sex with you! We do have to talk.
Dry, sorry it took me forever to get over here.
I’ll even consider adding you back, but my list is hardly laminated as of yet. More research to be done in this wonderful world here at SDMB.
hugs!
Oh, the age one is the lie. I’m 19 on 3 July. Just thought I should, you know, share.
And I’m going to be alone! blessedly and boringly alone on my birthday. Which means I’ll be here, posting to every thread made in the last month.
Don’t think you’re alone in THAT respect, sigh.