Who's on your SDMB Laminated list?

In My Humble Opinion
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How can you forget who said that, ya dweeb!

Not that I’m taking it personally–but you’d better damn well believe that if I hear that someone on this board is

–Young
–Blonde
–A nymphomaniac
–Likes older men

I’ll commit to long term memory:

–who is the subject of that remark
–who said it
–in which thread
–the time they said it
–the credibility of this person
–whether I’ve flirted with the subject

If you aren’t going to bother doing that, then you DON’T DESERVE the goddess in question even giving you the time of day!

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I’d have to put Michi at the top of my list, because, as she so naughtily pointed out in the “Things that turn you on” thread, she is pretty much exactly my type. And she’s also funny and sweet.

I also find TVeblen’s intelligence and demeanor attractive.

Aw, hell. Any of the regular female contributors here would get huge brownie points from me. Intelligence and wit … yummy …

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What?? I add you to my list on faith and search all your posts so I know what kind things to say about you, and you’ll CONSIDER adding me to your list?? I mean, how many others here took the time to have you checked out like I did? Who else flirts with you at 500 in the morning your time?

Why ever did I put you on my list, anyway?? It’s not like I’m short on possible candidates!!

Oh, yeah…it was the picture you sent me.

::recovering::

Uh, guys, she looks like a truck driver’s worst nightmare. I couldn’t even tell what species she was. Nothing to see here! :smiley:

144

I’m going to reserve judgement until a later date. Haven’t been here long enough to get a feel for the ladies. Feel?!? hmm never mind. :smiley:

145

Ack. Server belched when I tried to post this before, so here we go again.

I didn’t have a list, and I wasn’t going to make a list, but I was told I had to make a list, so Jophiel’s on mine, because he told me to make one, and informed me that he should be on it. Okay, then; there you are.

I also have to include dpr, because he gave his first ever custom sig to ME!!, and that’s got to be worth something. Plus, he thinks it’s cute that I say “y’all.” Heh.

Wish I knew anyone else well enough to include them. Ah…in time, in time.

146

my list is now completely empty.
it’s wiped clean.
and there’s no one on it.
soulsling is listless. :wink:

147

soulsling,
Anybody who has the oral talents you seem to should never be listless. Just a cryin’ shame, that.

148

struuter, i don’t need no stinkin’ lists. all i need is a woman who appreciates my talents, and can enjoy them. :wink:

149

::adds Milo to her list::

Flattery will get you everywhere! :wink:

150

soulsling,
If you’re as good as you say…you’ll be hard pressed to find a woman who won’t enjoy it. What you really need is a woman who gives as good as she gets. :wink:
struuter

151

ya got that right struuter!

152

Yup. Nothing worse than natural talent and hard work wasted on the undeserving…

I’m hoping to make it on to someone’s list by the time I hit 300 posts. Maybe I can fine-tune my laminatable techniques by then.

BTW, do you have to actively practice to keep up on your ‘game?’ Or is it like riding a bike? :wink:

153

sorry ladies, i made a promise, and now SwimmingRiddles the most bodacious babe on the SDMB is the only woman on my list. I asked her to marry me, in this thread.

:smiley: i’m such a happy fella! :::tears:::

154

Wow. I guess I saw that one coming. sighs
Good thing I’m fickle…?

155

funny struuter. very cute.
no practice at all, just natural talent. pick up a copy, great chapter on felatio. more suited towards the woman of course. you might have fun practicing yourself :wink:

and how did you see what coming?

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soulsling,
A whole chapter, huh? <wiggles eyebrows> Wouldn’t husband love that one. Thanks for the suggestion.

I did see the sign off to the ladies coming–I’m a cheat. I caught the thread right after you proposed and she accepted. Congrats!

157

They say absence makes the heart grow fonder. What a crock! I’ve been gone for more than a week, and I’m STILL not on anyone’s list!

What does a guy have to do around here?

158

Sheesh, BratMan007-

I hereby add you to my list, just to make your day.

Actually, I do enjoy your posts, so you probably belong there.

Scotti

159

I have missed out on some serious shenanigans, I see! :smiley:

punha, tell me, will you make the same bargain with me? And, will you do it without your shirt on? :wink:

And I’ve been completely ignored in this thread by Coldy. :frowning: But, he did wish me a happy b’day! :slight_smile:

I’ve asked Daniel 2 questions now, still waiting for an answer…sigh shows how I really rate, doesn’t it?

Did you happen to notice, soulsling, that you made my list long before you mentioned your ::drool:: talent? <btw, do you give demos?> :stuck_out_tongue:

Silo: if you wrote the book: PROVE IT! :wink:

loud mouthed mime: :o Why, thank you very much. I’m still getting to know you too, like what I’ve seen so far.

Welcome, dpr, anytime. Especially after that intriguing tidbit you threw my way the other night on ICQ! :eek:

Euty, AHEM I sent you an e-mail, and it wasn’t about you closing a thread either. You didn’t even reply! Hummmph!

struuter, I gotta agree with you about soul, especially the part about finding a woman who gives as good as she gets.

Bratster: AHEM Go back and re-read the first page. I know what you mean, Falcon, about being invisible. :frowning:

Now, update: if I could add to my list, in no particular order:

Mr Cynical
Milo
Mully
Paddy no Shirt
JBurton
SouthernStyle
Davewoo
The Nerd

And, since I’m no doubt in enough trouble already, no comments as to why I’ve added these gentlemen. :wink:

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Oops! I forgot to add Seale again! Sigh I just love the song you wrote for me. But, I don’t want to antagonize Shanin. She’s too sweet. :stuck_out_tongue: