Medea’s Child sure as hell said:
<<randy, evil grin!>
Paddy darling, I told you it was odd that I felt I couldn’t discuss sex with you! We do have to talk.>
Yes I know . . . good thing you get free long-distance this wkd. Call me at some point. If I don’t respond I’m not home.
<Oh, the age one is the lie. I’m 19 on 3 July. Just thought I should, you know, share.>
Yup, I know. We’re planning a party - wait, no, nothing! THERE WILL NOT BE ANYTHING ON THE BOARD THAT DAY! WE’RE ALL TAKING A VACATION.
<And I’m going to be alone! blessedly and boringly alone on my birthday. Which means I’ll be here, posting to every thread made in the last month.>
I’ll be home. We’ll talk
<runs off to write extremely flirtacious email to Kathryn>
Purplebear: I’m sorry, I didn’t hear your questions, I still had that massage oil in my ears. Answers:1. You can help me get any fluid out of any orifice, any time. 2. Last long “dry spell” was from about 1992 to 1995, got lots of dates, sex no prob, but not one intelligent conversation in the lot.
Holy bejesus, i made purplebear’s list?!?! How the heck did that happen??? Not like i care how it happened, just tickled to death i made a list!!! WOO HOO
Oh and thanks for the cookie over in the other thread PB.
Very happy! Absolutely delighted. Especially since the people I’ve listed, if they’ve participated in this thread at all, have listed me. You hadn’t.
Oh, and as to the trucker’s nightmare comment, just trying to thin out the competition. Oh, and if and when you call ME on the phone, I don’t intend to talk about sex. I’m old enough to be your dad (GROAN).
Daniel, any orifice? Sounds very promising to me! And, from '92-95 I was living in San Antonio, Tx. <Like I am again now.> You were just hanging out with the wrong people!
<btw, email me, got a query for you, if you don’t mind>
JBurton, you’re quite welcome for the cookie. Anytime.
As to how you made my list: ain’t tellin’. Yet.
DRY, you were on my list in my mind, sorry it didn’t make it to my fingers while they were typing. Thanks for all your support in my weight-loss thread.
Dry, I’m glad I could make you happy and round out your average.
As for sex on the phone, agreed. It is only a part of who I am and I’m just not going to deny it. And more than I am going to deny dancing in the rain or playing with my doll. You are not quite old enough to be my dad. Don’t worry baout it.
<punha, tell me, will you make the same bargain with me? And, will you do it without your shirt on?>
Email me and we’ll discuss this in private. I’d like to figure out exactly what this entails, as I did with Falcon.
As for the shirt being off . . . again, we’ll talk. I’m still betting a lot of you are going to be disappointed at my first dopefest. I wear baggy shirts.
<Mr Cynical
Milo
Mully
Paddy no Shirt
other random names . . . >
You know what they say, fellows. Always save the best for the middle.
wow, leave for a camping trip for one weekend and life actually goes on without me…
thanks purplebear, yes, i noticed you had me on your list, but your’e married, and i can’t even pretend in that case, because i’m just that type of guy that way.
struuter, the chapter’s short, yet it’s more like a sextion then a chapter… ooops, i meant section. hehe.
dirty mind. good luck.
i can’t give demos, they usually cause this problem where the woman i’ve given a demo too decides to suddenly become my girlfriend somehow, and things just go all wrong from there, especially since i actually want to meet someone and settle down, have a family. Just aint gonna happen if i give out demos.
i recommend the reading to all men, it may greatly improve their nitelife, add a little spice to it you might say.
later all.
Well, I’ve only got DRY on my list so far…still working on it. I could add Bratman…(how 'bout it, Brat? wanna be on my list?) I’m kinda partial to SouthernStyle, but don’t know how he’d feel about that…
2. Last long “dry spell” was from about 1992 to 1995, got lots of dates, sex no prob, but not one intelligent conversation in the lot.
