Who's the Father

Who do you think the father of Anna Nicole Smiths baby is? I think it is Larry B she looks just like him. I could be wrong but I need to know

It’s me. I’ve been meaning to tell you guys, but I’ve been busy filing law suits and stuff.

I know it makes little to no sense, what with me not having a penis and all, but I assure you the truth will shine in the sunlight soon enough!

I blame OJ and his slow moving sperm ~~~:o ~~~ :o

One recent theory I’ve heard is that the father is J. Howard Marshall. Admittedly, a surprise development, what with him having died in 1995. But the theory is that Smith figured being the mother of Marshall’s child would help her inheritance case and impregnated herself with a frozen sperm sample.

I don’t care, I just feel sorry for the kid.

Nobody cares about her, only for the jingling pile of pelf she represents.

Poor kid. :frowning: